Bride kidnapping 

Bride kidnapping, also known as marriage by abduction or marriage by capture, is a practice throughout history and around the world in which a man abducts the woman he wishes to marry.

He brings a "wedding sack" which he has made for the occasion, suggesting that such bride kidnappings are a tradition in his family.

Bride kidnapping by Mamma Sackey March 2, 2012

Bride of Clamp-N-Stein 

Equipment needed:

1. Girl
2. Jumper cables
3. Bucket of ice cubes
4. Boots
5. Proper safety knowledge

Chain your "freak on a leash" (a willing "Bride", of course) to a steel pole . . . arms bound above her head . . . completely buck-naked.

Ice down her nipples (nipple rings "perferred") with ice cubes until their erect like icicles.

Showtime . . . clamp one end of the jumper cables to a car battery and the other end to her nipples. Make sure you are wearing boots with the proper insulation.

To ensure she is receiving the proper "charge" . . . spark her ass-nition with your power rod . . .

and Enjoy ! ! !

One night I was working late in my auto garage when a barbie doll walked in needing a "jump" . . . suffice to say I gave her the "Bride of Clamp-N-Stein".

Bride of Clamp-N-Stein by Delmarva Inbreeds July 26, 2009

bride poker 

The present that the groom gives a bride the night before the wedding, consists of farting on rachels pillow, giving her pink eye while she's tantastic spraying green spiderwebs

'dude I'm getting married tomorrow and Shay hasn't brought me my bride poker'

'don't worry Rachel, it will come'

bride poker by mcmorgz February 21, 2014

bride slide 

a song and a dance with specific steps written and sung by an Atlanta wedding dj named Ted. He developed this dance because he didn't have enough participation songs on his playlist. He needed one that even idiots could do.

Okay everybody. Gather round. Quiet please! Okay! Now, if I can have the bride up front and all bridesmaids to the left of her, I'm gonna show you the BRIDE SLIDE!

bride slide by Frank Booth January 1, 2005

bride of frankenstein 

When a woman is giving a blow job, right before the man cums, he pulls out and cums on each side of her face in her hair making white streaks in her hair like the white streaks in the hair of the Bride of Frankenstein.

I came in hair & made her look like the Bride of Frankenstein.

bride of frankenstein by Lulu H March 20, 2008

Bride Brain 

The inability to remember literally anything in the last few weeks leading up to the wedding. The Bride's brain feels like it was actually removed from her head, and fried (scrambled egg style). She starts speaking nonsense ideas and repeats herself multiple times since she can't remember who she told what to. Symptoms include but are not limited to: bad wedding dreams, waking up at ridiculous hours of the night and not being able to fall back asleep, forgetting to eat, rambling on about nothing, uncontrollable laughter at random things.

Mother of the Bride Brain can also occur in a similar way. If both the Mother of the Bride and the Bride get this, LOOK OUT.

I'm afraid Kelsey has Bride Brain. She told me 6 times in a two hour span that she still needs to start packing for her honeymoon. I'm also worried about her mom, DiAnn, she laughs hysterically at almost everything.

Bride Brain by Kelk July 9, 2017

Bride of Frankenstein 

Insulting term for an ugly woman usually not spoken to the woman in question but to someone else.

Jerry's Friends:

I really feel sorry for Jerry:he married a real Bride of Frankenstein.

Ya...she's ugly as sin...sh!...here she comes!

Bride of Frankenstein by thedzone October 9, 2009