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Bobbing Ostrich  

The position, NOT recommended for amateurs, and used only used by professionals... It requires a female driving the car, and a male in the passenger's seat. The female gives head to the male while she is driving and the male takes the steering wheel with one hand.

Do not attempt. (obviously)
Dude, my girl finally gave me the Bobbing Ostrich . We totally almost crashed. Dont try it!
Bobbing Ostrich by JohnBlue3 February 9, 2009
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Bobbing for apps 

Indiscriminately downloading applications on your smartphone, usually out of boredom.
I was bobbing for apps the other day and randomly came across this awesome fart soundboard.
Bobbing for apps by bol99 September 30, 2010

Babbling Idiot 

Stupid gibberish talk, dumb-ass chatter, talking for the sake of talking even if they have nothing to say or anything productive to add to the conversation. Babbling idiots will also talk to themselves if no one else is around or if they are being ignored.
Our new person is a babbling idiot, she talks like she has just won the word lottery. She has nothing to say and seldom makes sense BUT JUST HAS TO KEEP ON FUCKING TALKING!!!
Babbling Idiot by S. S. D. January 12, 2009

bobbing for french fries

Describes any act of lunacy.Only a complete moron would plunge his face into a vat of boiling grease to snag a fry.
Can you believe that moron went into a health food store to buy a pack of smokes? That's so bobbing for french fries.

Bobbing for Cock 

When someone is so sleepy their head starts to nod in a downward motion, as if they are giving someone a blow job.
Haha! Look at Jim over there. He didn't get any sleep last night so now he is bobbing for cock.

Bobbeling 

When your dick is semi-hard and you’re trying to put it in the Vagín but it keeps flopping around, similar to bobbeling a baseball on the field.
I was trying to get it in with Victoria, but after a few whiskey shots, I just kept bobbeling in her Vagín.
Bobbeling by Dr. Papanak October 17, 2020

Gooch bubbling 

The act of blowing air bubbles (typically administered via a submerged empty plastic bottle) directly against the gooch. Highly addictive, commonly compared to crack / crystal meth. Not ordinarily used by under privileged drug enthusiasts as usually a swimming pool is key enabler. Hard core addicts will bubble anywhere they can submerge their gooch in an inch and a half of liquid.
Fam, that pool party last night was sick! Chris, Dan and Sam were gooch bubbling all night! bubbled out of their brains! They were clucking for an empty bottle after the cleaners left! Totally G-bubbed!
Gooch bubbling by SexyD86 June 20, 2017