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Bobbying is the act in which one gets so caught up in a discussion or conversation that they lose sight of their ultimate objective. While bobbying, one is often likely to annoy their counterparts in the discussion to the point of disgust. As a result, if one so happens to bobby someone of the opposite sex, he/she is likely to ruin all possibilities of future intimacy.
Friend: Hey Jack! How did your date go?
Jack: Maaaan... things were going amazing, until she told me she was a Trump supporter!
Friend: OHHH NOOOOO!!
Jack: Zaaaackly
Jack: Before I could help myself, I was full blown Bobbying my way out the pussy!
Bobbying by Addville February 8, 2018
To Bobby (Verb):

Whilest 2 or more friends are in the sequence of a joke, the person who is to Bobby will attempt to continue on with the joke but absolutely fail and ruin it, a silence will follow and then the rest of the group will hate on this character.
Chris: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Haha Man! I\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'d so tap that chick!\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
Steve: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Yeah me too!, with tons of lube! hahaha!\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
Leroy: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Yeah! and then get into a really good relationship with her! haha\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
SILENCE
Chris: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"Man, Leroy stop Bobbying! Fuck you!\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\"
Bobbying by MegaWiggles August 2, 2009

Bobbying around

Hanging around for no reason while also making stupid remarks and being very annoying
Bobbying around by monkata December 13, 2022

Cyber Bobbying 

Verb: to bobby (bobbying) yet their story is being shared digitally instead of verbally
Roberts's cyber bobbying, again, get his attention or at least the bowl
Cyber Bobbying by No$@j July 19, 2017

Amogus Bobbying 

The acto to kill an infant child, then hitting their parents with the child itself.
Person 1: Are you okay with amogus bobbying?

Person 2: Of course, I fucking hate kids.
Amogus Bobbying by Sollab March 20, 2022

Hooky-Bobbing 

Hooking or grasping on to the rear bumper of a car or truck when the road is covered in snow and ice. The motorist often doesn't know the youth is squatted down behind the car hanging on to the rear bumper. The 'Hooky-Bobber' gets a free and dangerous ride. Hooky-Bobbing is mostly for a joy-ride, but can be a way to get home from school. The dangers include inhaling car exhaust, motorists traveling at high rates of speed. Rock,gravel,sand and sewer covers in the road that have melted the snow and/or ice resulting in the Hooky-Bobber to be tossed off the rear bumper. Also often times, mittens or gloves get stuck/frozen to the rear bumper.
"Dude! Look at the snow coming down! I can't wait for school to get out to go Hooky-Bobbing!"