blarting
"Stop blarting, little Johnny!"
blarting by Mandy Robinson June 9, 2005
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Blotting
Jesus- Hey James want to go blotting?
James- Whats blotting?
Jesus- Cant tell you but its funnier than sky high!
James- Christ that sounds fun, lets go!
James- Whats blotting?
Jesus- Cant tell you but its funnier than sky high!
James- Christ that sounds fun, lets go!
Blotting by jesuschirstthemessiah December 1, 2010
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blarting
The act of falling down when overweight. This is popularised by Paul Blart, the Mall Cop, as he falls down in each movie for at least 5+ times. TL:DR Fat man go boom-boom.
Oh dear, Paul is always blarting all over the place! He just blarted right there in the ball at work. It never stops.
Blotting
From the Plan B song 'Where ya from'. The implied definition is that to "blot weed" is to smoke it. Derived from East London slang - namely Leytonstone.
Possibly in use at Tom Hood comprehensive school. In 2004 just 29% of the pupils attained 5 A - C grades at GCSE.
Possibly in use at Tom Hood comprehensive school. In 2004 just 29% of the pupils attained 5 A - C grades at GCSE.
Plan B (Ben)'s account of his walk to work:
I'm walking down the street, past the coppers on the beat
Past the shotters blotting weed
Clear for everyone to see, but no-one gives a D,
'Cause this is everyday life.
I'm walking down the street, past the coppers on the beat
Past the shotters blotting weed
Clear for everyone to see, but no-one gives a D,
'Cause this is everyday life.
carbo bloating
n. The resultant feeling of unease from ingesting too many carbohydrates in the days leading up to a marathon.
Big Mike: Junior, you can't possibly want another plate of spaghetti, can you?
Paul: Sure, I'm carbo bloating a little, but I'll eat all you've got.
Paul: Sure, I'm carbo bloating a little, but I'll eat all you've got.
carbo bloating by THW November 4, 2009