beanis 

A beaner's penis. beaners are not born with a normal penis, but a deformed one oddly shaped like a bean. Some beaners get their beanis cut off and replaced with a penis, others accept their heritage, and others eat it by mistake.

Juan: janet, why did you leave yesterday, i thought we were finally going to engage in sexual intercourse.
Janet: Sorry Juan, your beanis scared the shit outa me. Now get the fuck away from me, you fucking beaner, spic, bastard!

beanis by Mzero May 2, 2006

Beanis 

A person who looks like mr bean.

Ben Stables is a Beanis

Beanis by igotdasquirtz August 26, 2011

Beanis 

The mexican jumping bean that goes freestyle.
one who can't get a date.

There goes the beanis again.
Oh damn he crashed!

Who spilled the beans?

Beanis by IhoeSki January 28, 2011

Beanis 

Referring to a South American's (beaner) penis.

I was totally stoked when she said she'd suck my beanis.

Oscar,no one wants to see your shriveled beanis.

In my gym class I can always smell my friends beanis.

Beanis by tophieCC May 7, 2011

Beanis 

"I am the beanis I speak for the beans you better eat more or I'll break your knees"

Jared: wtf

am the beanis I speak for the beans you better eat more or I'll break your knees

Beanis by The beanmancer February 21, 2020

Beanis 

A clitoris or 'bean' so large and obtrusive, it resembles a penis.

When she pulled her pants down I began to feel like Stephen Rea in The Crying Game. As I started to wretch she laughed and said "Don't worry, mate...you're not barking up the wrong tree here - that's just my beanis!"

Beanis by WhatTwot? May 8, 2010

Beanis 

beanisA Beaner/Mexican's Penis

girl:You like his beanis huh?

Beanis by 699666 November 7, 2007