backhanded gift 

When you purchase someone a gift that benefits you more than them.

Jim: What did you get Molly for Christmas?
Dave: Celtics tickets!
Jim: Nice! Wait, does she like basketball?
Dave: I dunno, but I do! And it’ll be a “romantic” night out.
Jim: backhanded gift, nice dude.

backhanded gift by bitchpleeeeeease December 26, 2011

backyard pool 

to cum in a girls ass;To cum a large load of cum into a girls badonkadonk

damn girl. I wanna put a pool in your backyard:
I dumped a load in her backyard pool

backyard pool by manofmydreams September 20, 2012

Backyard Coal Mining 

An act when a person digs into another person's rectum and picks out clumps of fecal matter.

Trent went backyard coal mining with Jimmy an hour ago, I haven't seen them since.

Backyard Coal Mining by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

Backyard burgers 

A damn good fast food that SHOULdVE NEVER been shut down, atleast over here in the states part of the states

BACKYARD BURGERS WAS THE BEST

from the perfect fries shape to the burgers, backyard burgers was CHILDHOOD GOALS

backyard burgers > raisin canes and any other fast food bs nowadays

Backyard burgers by SoBsubsidiary> August 24, 2022

San Benito backyard bare down 

When the use of a pot is necessary to take a shit at work.

While steve was taking an hour long shower, brad had an El Greazy shit brewing. Not able to take it any longer he took the biggest pot he could find and sat down in the backyard. Steve went out to find brad and heard him yelling San benito backyard bare down!

San Benito backyard bare down by Titrsbco June 13, 2011

buried in my backyard 

1. When one is dead and buried in the backyard of my property.

2. When a man or large animal thrusts its TPJC (throbbing-pulsating-juicy-cock) DEEP in the wondrous, glorious, beautiful rectum of a man.

Boy #1 reads article, "Kid kills friend and burns body", said kid tells boy #2 next to him, this is like the sixth sense, you're dead and buried in my backyard but a ghost right now.

Boy#2: "Is that symbolic of what we did last night?"
________________________________________________

I want to bury you in my backyard so bad right now

buried in my backyard by Backyard boy October 31, 2011

in your own backyard 

Something that is happening in close proximity to you and often you are unaware of it.

Susie: My child does not do drugs
Alison: Uh, yeah, yeah she does. It's happening in your own backyard

in your own backyard by loulou62849 April 28, 2014