assident 

an accident involving one or more people being an ass

This guy was tailgating me for miles, it's no surprise we got into an assident.

assident by Ryan Taurant September 22, 2009

assident 

When you wipe your ass and accidently touch your dirty anus with your finger(s).

Harold wasn't paying attention in the bathroom and had an assident.

assident by Michael L. Johnson March 30, 2004

ASSident 

When you sit on your phone and you accidently call someone while it's in your ass pocket

You called me yesterday while your phone was in your ass pocket and i heard your conversation about what you did to your boyfriend last night. Stop calling me on assident.

ASSident by lilmohaynes March 17, 2010

Assident 

The act of sharting aka shitting in your pants when farting

Dan - "oh damn I just sharted"
Bill - "I know..I could smell that assident from across the room!"

Assident by sbjess December 5, 2012

assident 

Accidental buttsex

Tucker and Luka had an assident

assident by DexhatesRina May 24, 2011

assident 

Distracted driving from gawking at women in tight shorts or short skirts when the weather turns warm.

I just smacked up my car in another assident while driving through downtown.

assident by Joey Knuckles July 26, 2017

Assident 

When you accidentally touch someone's butt and make things awkward.

Random person: Did you just touch my ass?!
Ass toucher: sorry it was an assident!

Assident by Litty titty99 October 25, 2017