End Table Ass 

an ass that you can eat a 4 course meal off of

chelseas has an end table ass. i was like NOM NOM NOM

End Table Ass by jeffreymotherfuckingtakeover May 6, 2008

table top ass 

When a girls ass defies gravity by resembling a table top. Can be catagorized by size. Ex: breakfast-nook ass/ Nook-ass, 4-seater, 8-seater, banquet-sized.

Dammmmmn, if that girls table top ass gets any bigger she is gonna have to add another leg to hold that shit up!

table top ass by blondiemclicious February 6, 2012

I want your ass on the table 

Threat used when frustrated with unhelpful/stupid call centre staff, particularly in relation to financial problems resulting from account information being deleted from their system 'by accident'.

Clazza: Is this call being recorded?
Advisor: Yes it is.
Clazza: Good. I'm going into my bank tomorrow and I want your ass on the table!
Advisor: Please stop shouting at me.

I want your ass on the table by Angel_k March 21, 2010

Tabletop Ass

An ass so large and protruding, you can place a drink on top of it.

My aunt has a tabletop ass that you can set your drink right up on.

Tabletop Ass by aleja113 February 28, 2009