Monkey Ass Raper 

This word is usually aimed at "Dan Thomas" AKA "Squirrel" This child is a very aggresive individual which will take no crap off of no one but could easily get his ass kicked by Matt and Daffydd. His famous phrase is "Calm Down" and this is the phrase that strikes fear in the heart of any man.

Fuck off dan you monkey ass raper

Monkey Ass Raper by Matt Hiscock November 28, 2004

ass-faced monkey raper

Term used to describe an incompetent or negligent driver of motor vehicles other than the current driver's vehicle. May also be used in reference to any politician appearing on TV, in person or just all politicians in general.

(Usage is prominent amongst a select number of bald, overweight and apparently disgruntled white males in the midwestern US.)

"That ass-faced monkey raper just cut me off!!! Honey, please hand me the shotgun, if you please."

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"Bill Clinton is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"

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"George W. Bush is an ass-faced monkey raper!!!"

ass-faced monkey raper by FunkPumpkin September 29, 2006

Ass Rape Position 

1.) lying on one's stomach in prison; especially on a bed, cot, bunk, mat, or any other furnishing-- so that the removal of one's boxers is the only thing that must take place before an anal rape may commence.

1.) Tom Sleeps in the ass rape position.

Ass Rape Position by Buttfuckme July 24, 2017

ass rape

Something that will happen to you in prison if you drop your soap in the shower

I was raped by Bubba because I dropped my soap in the shower.

ass rape by N/A July 27, 2003

Ass rape position 

If you are in prision and you drop you soap and you bend down to pick it up you are in the ass rape position.And are in danger of being ass raped. So if you are in prision do not pick up your soap.

John learned the hard way about the ass rape position.

Ass rape position by Deep blue 2012 December 3, 2009

Ass rape

To force sex with someone or somethings ass.

Bryant G. ass raped his dog.

Ass rape by comeback kid July 12, 2005

ass rape

to forcefully insert one's penis into a male or female's anus without consent and subsequently ejaculate into their rectum.

I ass raped that punk ass bitch and cummed all over them.

ass rape by L double C March 18, 2008