amazon basic

someone who shops from big-box retailers instead of supporting independent businesses.

Person 1: i’m just gonna buy everything on amazon on Black Friday
Person 2: wow you’re such an amazon basic

amazon basic by independent business owners November 24, 2020

amazdorbs 

Amazingly adorable

That puppy is amazdorbs!

amazdorbs by Busty Galore December 13, 2019

Amazon rank 

amazon rank
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): amazon ranked

1. To censor and exclude on the basis of adult content in literature (except for Playboy, Penthouse, dogfighting and graphic novels depicting incest orgies).
2. To make changes based on inconsistent applications of standards, logic and common sense.

Etymology: from 12 April 2009 removal of sales rank figures from books on Amazon.com containing sexual, erotic, romantic, gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered or queer content, rendering them impossible to find through basic search functions at the top of Amazon.com's website. Titles stripped of their sales rankings include "Bastard Out of Carolina," "Lady Chatterly's Lover," prominent romance novels, GLBTQ fiction novels, YA books, and narratives about gay people.

"I tried to do a report on Lady Chatterly's Lover for English Lit, but my teacher amazon ranked me and I got an F on grounds that it was obscene."

Alternate usage: "My girlfriend wanted to preserve her virginity, and I was happy to respect that, then she amazon ranked and decided anal sex was okay."

Amazon rank by RJjr April 12, 2009

The Amazing World of Gumball

A multimedia animated series airing on Cartoon Network. It's about a blue cat named Gumball and his unusual town, which consists of characters such as a tyrannosaurus, a banana, a shapeshifter, a furry slug, and other trippy characters.

The Amazing World of Gumball is one of CN's best shows.

The Amazing World of Gumball by Sharkzilla January 13, 2015

amazon rank 

1. To censor and exclude on the basis of adult content in literature (except for Playboy, Penthouse, dogfighting and graphic novels depicting incest orgies).
2. To make changes based on inconsistent applications of standards, logic and common sense.

Origin: from 12 April 2009 removal of sales rank figures from books on Amazon.com containing sexual, erotic, romantic, gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered or queer content, rendering them impossible to find through basic search functions at the top of Amazon.com's website. Titles stripped of their sales rankings include "Bastard Out of Carolina," "Lady Chatterly's Lover," prominent romance novels, GLBTQ fiction novels, YA books, and narratives about gay people.

"I tried to do a report on Lady Chatterly's Lover for English Lit, but my teacher used the amazon rank on me and I got an F on grounds that it was obscene."

Alternate usage: "My girlfriend wanted to preserve her virginity, and I was happy to respect that, then she amazon ranked and decided anal sex was okay."

amazon rank by Fat Man Steve Savage April 12, 2009

amazevag 

Amazevag, it's like amazeballs, but mildly less douchy. Amazevag is used to describe an amazing chick; since obviously calling a girl amazeballs can lose all the complimentary factor associated with the term over the fact that one is de-femizing her with the trite slang de-jour.

This is why Amazevag is invented. It's like a woman's deodorant, its strong enough for a man, but PH balanced for a woman.

Girl: "honey, you're so amazeballs"
Guy: "I don't know about that, but after that road head, I'd definitely say you win the amazevag championship"

amazevag by Lascivious March 20, 2013

Amazon Prime 

The Amazon Prime, often shortened to just "the Prime", is the supreme leader of the Capitalist Republic of Amazon. The name "Amazon Prime" originated as a subscription service that rewarded people who bought it with perks such as a streaming service and free shipping, but once Amazon seized control of the United States during the First Brand War (2037-2040), the subscription service became mandatory for all citizens, so the name "Amazon Prime" was repurposed for the leader of Amazon. The current Prime is Jeff Bezos IV.

Bezos III was a better Amazon Prime than Bezos IV imo. Bezos III introduced same hour delivery and legalized interspecial marriage, all Bezos IV did was drag us into war with Alibaba and Tencent.

GLORY TO THE REPUBLIC, HEIL TO THE PRIME, AMAZON UNTIL THE END OF TIME!

Amazon Prime by furryraper69 July 7, 2019