spicy accountant 

A christian way to say that you sell nudes to strangers on the internet, usually on OnlyFans.

A: I haven't talked to Jesse in a while. What is she up to now?
B: She's a spicy accountant. Her OnlyFans page is really popping.

spicy accountant by notsockpuppet August 20, 2021

Accountant 

Someone whos obviously making more than you

Accountants can start at $60,000 with no experience

Accountant by Mr. Mofo September 29, 2005

tiktok accountant 

A person who works in the sex industry (pron, only fans, dancing) that doesn't want people to ask further questions about their profession.

No one asks you questions when you say you're an accountant. *Wink* But all my girls, gays, and they'd know I'm really a tiktok accountant. Fuck math and capitalism.

tiktok accountant by murx January 6, 2021

Licensed Public Accountant

Licensed Public Accountant (LPA) - an individual admitted to practice public accounting by their state board of Accountancy. LPA's pass an exam as prescribed by the state board, having acquired an associates or bachelor's degree, and have some experience in public accounting. In some states, LPAs have the same practice rights as CPAs - including licensure to perform attestation (audit and review) engagements. Alternatively, LPAs are also known by the Registered Public Accountant (RPA) or Public Accountant (PA) monikers.

1. I caught up with Dillon at the board-sponsored CPE event; he's a Licensed Public Accountant.
2. Did you know that some LPA's have authority to perform public audits?
3. In certain states, LPAs have the same practice rights as Certified Public Accountants (CPAs).

Licensed Public Accountant by Aijalon June 7, 2013

Asshole Accountant 

One who oversees all financial transactions relating to ones anus.

"Kevin has a thankless and foul occupation. He is the most popular asshole accountant in the tri-state area

Asshole Accountant by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 31, 2010

Accountant 

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in way you don't understand.
See also: wizard, magician

Hello, Mr. Fabeets, this is your Accountant. I just finished your taxes and it looks like you owe the IRS about $40,000, but, if you pay me just $2,500, I can calculate some depreciation deductions that will make your entire tax go away.

Accountant by Hugo Slugg February 10, 2021

Chartered Accountant 

The feeling of adding CA to your name and an emotion which only CA students and members can understand!

YES Finally I am a Chartered Accountant ❤️

Chartered Accountant by Neha Jaiswal November 24, 2021