selfie-absorbed

A person whose instagram and other social media photo galleries are filled with selfies - even including the full body mirror reflection ones. The annoying self absorbed people who chronicalize every mundane detail of their lives by posting selfies.

See exhibit A: Kim Kardashian's instagram/twitter
#selfie-absorbed

selfie-absorbed by The Cason-Point December 14, 2013

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self-absorbed

Simply stated, it is an individual that is so consumed with their own selves that they become oblivious to, nor do they care how their actions or words impact others.

Sarah was so self-absorbed that she shouted at her daughter for no apparent reason.

self-absorbed by self-centered arrogant selfish February 25, 2010

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abhorrent

adjertive used to emphasize something which is very disgusting, revolting and nasty that you must close your poor eyes with your thrillingly shuddering hands.

My neighbour has done something very abhorrent by cauterised his dog with scorching knife while it was sleeping happily.

abhorrent by As you think November 16, 2010

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self-absorbed

A person who cannot stop thinking about themselves, and constantly reminds all others around them of their good and bad qualities. See Sam.

(Jane) "If you looked in the dictionary, your picture would be filed under 'self-absorbed.'"
(Sam) Gasp "My picture is in the dictionary?!"

self-absorbed by Laine Quillico July 23, 2004

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Shock Absorber

A soul-patch-like piece of facial hair on men which lays just below the lip on the chin and is be used to absorb the shock of the balls hitting the face when said man is sucking a cock.

Justin Bieber will soon enough have a beautiful shock absorber.

The first thing I look for in a man is a shock absorber... tells me they know what they are doing.

Shock Absorber by camahroon May 25, 2010

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self-absorbed

absorbed in your own interests or thoughts etc.

self-absorbed by materialist April 19, 2003

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absorbed

Intensively engaged; engrossed

I absorbed all my noodles

absorbed by taduffy November 29, 2016

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