must smart a mite 

A cowboy's humorous statement understating a severe physical mishap.

Billy Bob got trampled by a bull at the rodeo! Now that must smart a mite!

must smart a mite by I, Wreckerrr November 1, 2020

smart as a carrot 

A well-dressed individual. Sweet man, aye!!

Looking good Billy-Ray, as smart as a carrot Lewis!

smart as a carrot by schnizzle2 May 22, 2006

smart like a rock

Listening to gossip from a rock. If you believe what a rock says you will believe anything. Having no common sense.

Oliver You are as smart like a rock.

smart like a rock by The sexy beast ox February 4, 2018

smart as a whip 

Someone who is really smart

Hi Elsie, your as smart as a whip.

smart as a whip by Cake Delight September 1, 2020

smart like a baid 

Its when someone is extremely smart just like ubaid who is the smartest kid alive.
They can also be funny.

I got 100% on my test.
Your smart like a ubaid!

smart like a baid by ZOOBAID October 16, 2003

about as smart as a bag full of dead babies 

Lacking intelligence. Showing no common sense.

My team is about as smart as a bag full of dead babies.

about as smart as a bag full of dead babies by BackEntryBananza August 6, 2010

as smart as a whip 

very alert and intelligent.

"despite some of the things he says, he's as smart as a whip"

as smart as a whip by Arminkshipper August 10, 2025