got a second 

a phrase commonly used by office monkeys when they want to hijack your valuable time with something that will take much more than a second

Jeff: "Hey got a second?"
Dillon: "Sure"
Two hours later...
Jeff: "And that's what she said..."
Dillon: "Wow man, you wasted way more than a second of my time"

got a second by JR07 November 11, 2012

Wait a second... 

Used when someone realizes something. Variations include:
"wait a minute"
"wait just a moment"
"hold on for a moment"
Or just the classic "wait..."

A: Why do you think he wants so many bananas?
B: Wait a second...

Wait a second... by Someone you don't care about. July 22, 2021

gimme a second 

A commonly used phrase uttered by young children, usually as a response to a parent's request.

Can be very misleading, as the aforementioned second may be upwards of 2 hours long.

"Timmy, you said you'd take out the trash an hour ago."
"gimme a second!"
(several hours later)
"Timmy, it's been longer than a second."
"gimme a second!"

gimme a second by Shiggy43 August 13, 2009

or i shall taunt you a second time 

The most threatening phrase that a Frenchman can utter without instantly surrendering to the sound of his own voice.

"Rahul stop punching that French guy repeatedly in the face or he shall taunt you a second time"

or i shall taunt you a second time by boobs July 28, 2003

Just a second 

An indeterminate amount of time between now and never where time is both not and of the essence.

Hana: Can I have your help with shoveling my car out of the snow, James?
James: Just a second and I will be right there I'm a little busy at the moment.
Hana: On second thought I'll just do it myself, thanks anyway.

Just a second by mastermrmiester July 3, 2019

I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock 

Used by Eegra in their valentines day comic, where Bowser handed Peach a card with this phrase, and subsequently believes it is a sweet love message. Or something. Whatever the case, it's an exclamation yelled at a loved one that expresses ones awkwardness in a social or romantic situation.

"Happy valentines day! I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock!"

I will tear you a second cunt with my thorny cock by Kyouchou Budgie April 28, 2009

Like a second cock 

A phase to describe to a person who flashes around a new gadget or phone, often in an arrogant and selfish manner. i.e. like a second cock.

Hey, you can't flash out that iPhone like a second cock. That's not cool!

Like a second cock by Dark lord232 December 26, 2010