withdrawal boner

To experience random, non-provoked boners as a result of not masturbating for a long time.

No-nut-November is really getting to me man. I'm already getting withdrawal boners.

withdrawal boner by joethenotsohoe November 1, 2017

Wattpad Withdrawal Syndrome

Anywhere within 1 hour to 1 day or more with out Wattpad (An E-book Community)
Symptoms-Extreme Boredom, Crying Uncontrollably, The Creation Of A Facebook Page, Spamming People, Ultimate Randomness, Anger etc..
Causes- AMAZON!!,no computer,no internet,strict parents,the site it blocked,the Wattpad server is down

Mary- OMG Im soo upset, Wattpad is down..

Johnny-You Have WWS

Mary- Whats That??

Johnny- Wattpad Withdrawal Syndrome

Wattpad Withdrawal Syndrome by AriannaHex May 14, 2011

Olympics withdrawal 

the comedown felt by an Olympics host city when the games are over

The city seems gripped by Olympics withdrawal. Our sports-crack is all gone.

Olympics withdrawal by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 2, 2010

American Idol Withdrawal 

The withdrawal symptoms experienced by an American Idol fan after a season has ended. Usually accompanied by trying to find a fix from watching other Competition / Talent shows.

Guy 1: Man, Crag has been acting strung-out since Season 9 ended. So he's trying to ease the pain by watching Dancing with the Stars.

Guy 2: Hmm, Classic case of American Idol withdrawal.

American Idol Withdrawal by He!!Ho!e December 22, 2010

oprah show withdrawal 

To be on an emotional roller coaster, similar to Oprah's dieting history, because you can not cope with The Oprah show going off the air.

Suburban Sally: 'What the Hell is your problem John? You left the jelly on the damn kitchen counter! Put it away!'

John: 'Wow...really? It's never bothered you before? Why now?....OH! Now i get it! Let me guess...Oprah Show Withdrawal?'

Suburban Sally: 'Yeah honey. I'm sorry for lashing out at you. I feel like i just got paroled after 25 years, trying to now integrate myself back into society between 4-5pm daily.'

John: 'I'll will help you cope honey. We will get through this together'.

oprah show withdrawal by C-dogg1972 June 9, 2011

Friend Withdrawal Symptoms 

If you haven't seen a friend for a period of time, you may experience lonely or lost feelings. Like when you are missing a friend you may feel upset and sad, however the "Friend Withdrawal Symptoms" cause the person to experience headaches or complete emptiness.

"I am missing my friend Ali and feel completely empty."
"I think you have Friend Withdrawal Symptoms."

Friend Withdrawal Symptoms by Bob is bear cool January 3, 2015

Chronic Dick Withdrawal 

Chronic Dick Withdrawal is when you're forever thinking about having sex with your partner after a period of not having sex, eg: long distance relationship.
Dick withdrawal can lead to excessive horniness esp at nights. Dick withdrawals causes you to continuosly want to talk to your partner about the next time y'all will be fuckin. It's just all about sex.

I'm having chronic dick withdrawal baby, i can't wait to pop this pussy for you

Chronic Dick Withdrawal by Sosbbbbb February 28, 2016