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ear whipping 

A sermon; especially one administered at a soup kitchen prior to food being served.
Bum #1: Hey, let's go to the Bread of Life mission tonight for dinner!

Bum #2: NO, NOT THERE!!! They gave an ear whipping almost four hours long last night for a scoop of mystery meat and a spoonful of smashed potatoes with lumpy gravy on them!!!
ear whipping by Telephony October 4, 2011

whipping boy 

Someone who takes the blame for somebody/everybody else's screwups.
Ferdinand is the whipping boy in his frat since he's a freshman.
whipping boy by Shawn B. April 29, 2003

whipping it out 

removing ones dick from their pants in a very quick manner
that loser always whips it out at random times
whipping it out by screwster May 14, 2005

whipping skippy 

I walked in on my dad whipping skippy like he was leaving town.
whipping skippy by Jonathan April 9, 2004

ass whooping 

1. Used by parents to discipline insolent children, performed by hitting the child's buttocks or other areas of the body forcefully several times. Usually performed with a hand or other object such as a belt, spatula, or nine-iron golf club.

2. General saying for a physical assault, with the prospect of the assaulter ending the altercation favorably.
Flo Gave Augie An ass whooping while when Augie misbehaving.
ass whooping by MayDayMeh June 20, 2018