White Christmas

A "White Christmas" or "Stocking Stuffer" is when you sneak downstairs on the night before Christmas - when not a creature is stirring, not even a mouse - and pull down one of the stockings hanging from the chimney with care, place the stocking over your penis, jerk off in it, and then hang the stocking back up above the chimney.

I've been wet-dreaming of a White Christmas. I wonder what I got for a stocking stuffer!?

White Christmas by DHA0714 November 28, 2014

White Christmas

Verb- to jerk off on the tits of a female on either 24th or 25th of December

Bambi and I enjoyed a nice glass of wine by the fire resulting in me giving her a White Christmas.

White Christmas by Rj14 December 23, 2014

White Christmas

When two man are having sex and one cums on the others dick, therefor, causing it to look like snow falling on a Christmas tree.

Man 1:"Dude, I gave Dave a White Christmas last night."
Man 2:" RAAAD"

White Christmas by CrispyBusiness March 25, 2017

White Christmas

A sexual act of which you have sex with a partner, cum on your partners face in the shape of a beard like Santa Clause, slap him/her in the face on each side to give them "rosy cheeks" and yell "Ho! Ho! Ho!"

I fucked this bitch in the ass last night pulled out and gave her a White Christmas, that's the last present she wants from me.

White Christmas by B-Rad6977 December 15, 2011

WHITE CHRISTMAS

When a girl stays over and doesnt give you any pussy, you wait until she falls asleep...... then you ejaculate on her face. Then she wakes up to WHITE CHRISTMAS

She stayed over last night and wouldnt even give me a blow job, so I gave her a WHITE CHRISTMAS

WHITE CHRISTMAS by Big J & Da'Tasha September 12, 2009

white christmas

When you do coke on Christmas day, especially in non-snowy parts of the country.

Last Christmas I asked my friend: "What's going on tonight?"

He replied: "It's gonna be a White Christmas."

white christmas by Bay Area Player January 22, 2007

white christmas

This is when one has a Christmas party, and one snorts alot of cocaine, along with one's friends (and family). Usually as much cocaine for you to consider yourself lucky to be alive and functioning a week after.

Male1: Dude, that Christmas party was off the hook!
Male2: What happened?
Male1: It was a white christmas, you know....

white christmas by ihavaPhDinwhoring July 13, 2009