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Wagonism 

One who enjoys humping wagons, it can be split into to multiple categories, such as, Old wagonism (when one enjoys the humping of wagons from the 1700's and before), Mid wagonism (when one enjoys humping wagons from 1700-1850), and New wagonism (when someone enjoys humping wagons from 1850-3000)
1. *about 20 guys wearing wagon humping Jorts™ are gathered around a wagon humping it*

Bob:" Oh god yeah this wagon is hotttt"
Henry: "Dude this ones a beeeeeute. It's got shag carpet in it!"
Kevin: "shag is like, super rare"
Tony: "dude wagonism is life."

2: Gary, wagonism expert: "hello and welcome to the 204th annual wagonism games! Today we will be playing back and forth. New wagonists on the left side of the wagon, old on the left, and mid split in between!"
*hundreds of men go on both sides of the wagon*
Gary, wagonism expert: "GO!"
*the hundreds of men in their special golden wagon humping Jorts™ Start using their groins to push the wagon back and forth, the right side guys are a little tubbier and push the wagon into the new wagonists goal*
All wagonists: "WAGONISM WAGONISM MAKES US HARD, WAGONISM WAGONISM TO THAT WE CHARGE- 40 bucks a person to enter each wagonism-con."

Wilsonism 

The phenomenon of putting on a famous performer at a show, resulting in no people turning up without explanation. Named after famed Australian comedian, Julia Wilson, after her trip to South Africa.
Dude, this ladies-only comedy is a total Wilsonism.

WattsonIsMom 

A retard who takes his baby rage out on his friends and makes unwise purchases online.
Guy 1: Dude WattsonIsMom booted me offline again!
Guy 2: Thats just WattsonIsMom Using his baby rage.
WattsonIsMom by limesucker35 August 25, 2021

Watsondsmp

This is one of the best dsmp fanpages acc .They are the best thing on the earth!:)
Watsondsmp on tik tok
Watsondsmp by Urbestayyy October 27, 2021

watsonitis 

Tendinitis caused by the view of too many pictures of Emma Watson.
I'm gonna **** off on this pics until I get a watsonitis.
Home of the badass people virtually. They can't live a minute without chatting anything bastos.
Welcome to watsons.
Watsons by AwitLodz March 20, 2022