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Warsaw, NY 

Warsaw, NY is a small town. Its in Wyoming County that roughly has 2 times as many cows as it does people. I know makes you think of some hillbilly kida , wrong turn, kinda shit huh. All in all its a pretty quite town and a nice place to live or visit if you dont mind the system sucking scumbags.
Ex. You have two kind of people in Warsaw, NY cool down to earth people who make awesome friends and then you have the drit balls who do nothing but sit on their butts and collect unemployment and foodstamps ect. Only because they are lazy and like to suck the hell out of the system.
Warsaw, NY by Chuey May 3, 2008
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warsaw pact 

A treaty between the eastern bloc nations and the USSR to protect against NATO interferance, specifically in East Germany. Signed in 1955, the member states were the USSR, Poland, East Germany, Hungary, Albania, Romania, Czechoslovakia and bulgaria. It was an alliance of the "red" countries, except for former Yugoslavia, and later Albania would exclude itself. They basically would defend eachother if one was attacked. With the mighty Soviet union on thier side, no-one dared attempt this.


Communism killer Mikhail Gorbachev later took measures to abolish this treaty, allowing the member nation to do as the liked from December 1988. This lead to the tearing down of the Berlin Wall and the pact was ripped up completely as the USSR disbanded into the CIS nations.
Most of the warsaw pact nations joined NATO after the warsaw pact.

Warsaw, Illinois 

Small western town in Illinois with a pop of about 1000 people. the high school is complete garbage. it's full of different colored people unlike Hamilton Illinois which is 95.5% white. yet the high school is still extremely racist. and every white person there talks like they grew up on a farm in the 80s or sounds like they have a Alaskan pipeline up their ass
Warsaw, Illinois is a town full of hicks and idiots
Warsaw, Illinois by DarkLeada September 6, 2018

Warsaw Surprise Party 

When you are having sex with your girl missionary or doggy-style, and your dog, or hers, sneaks up and fucks you in the ass.
"Why are you walking funny?"
"Because I got a fucking warsaw surprise party last night, fuck off."
Warsaw Surprise Party by Para6ox August 23, 2019
Gods Country. Where the land is beautiful. The people are amazing and the wonderful Mississippi River flows in her grandest ways. Its a small town, however very rich in so many ways. The sun always shines its brightest on Warsaw. The town is full of amazing musical talent as well.
Have you ever ached for a place where the river ran south every morning? Have you ever wished there was only 1 stop light on the way to work? How about a place where silence was the norm and sidewalks allowed you to walk? A town where you can powerwalk along the river and celebrate with a bloody-mary any time of the day? Come visit Warsaw. We are across the Mississippi River from Alexandria, MO and Keokuk, IA. If you are travelling by car, we are just off Hwy 96 on The Great River Road. Motorcyclists love Warsaw and we love motorcyclists. A great place to get off the bike, stretch the legs and grab a bite to eat. 4 restaurants and 6 bars to choose from. Pick up a walking tour guide at the visitor center and take a self guided tour around Warsaw by foot or bicycle. Order your food to go and sit down by the river or take a nature walk through Kibbe Environmental Park. Eagles, deer, osprey, herons are all things you might see sitting at the river’s edge. We have history from 1812 and many generations of Mississippi River life on the Great River Road. Fishermen, hunters, outfitters, nature-walkers, geode hunters, geode cachers, weekend road trippers love Warsaw!
Heaven. Warsaw Il,, Cloud 9
Warsaw il by Staggabass123 January 16, 2014

Warsaw drift 

When you drift off to sleep with your hand on your junk.
I fell asleep in Warsaw drift because my wi-fi was down
Warsaw drift by Skott Crol August 28, 2019

Warsaw Whirlpool 

Can be done by both heterosexual and homosexual partners;

The act of defecating in a toilet and leaving it for 3 days to mix in with the water, then having the partner who is receiving anal penetration ingest a copious amount of laxatives. That partner will put their head in the oily mix of aged defecation and toilet water and bend over to present themselves to the partner who originally defecated in the toilet. The laxatives will have them spew out like an oil rig while being penetrated and the partner on top will flush the toilet while their head is in the water. Creating a maelstrom of bowel movements in the bathroom strong enough to bring down 3 US aircraft carriers.
Jeanette wanted an anal orgy, but it was just the two of us so she settled for a Warsaw Whirlpool.