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A cell phone service provider that claims to have signal nearly everywhere. However, there is no signal in vaginas. (Seriously, if you don't believe me, try it!)
person 1: Okay I'm calling you!
person 2: You are?
person 1: Yeah, it's not ringing?
person 2: ...Nope. Dang Verizon.
person 2: You are?
person 1: Yeah, it's not ringing?
person 2: ...Nope. Dang Verizon.
Verizon by CallWaiting January 31, 2009
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The crappy service you get when u sign up for a 2 year plan and buy the razr that was 400 bucks and 2 months later you find out those jerks made a crappy phone and now it's 80 bucks. If you are reading this get a t-mobile sidekick.
Can you hear me now? "HELL NO, THE COMPANY DOESN'T GET SERVICE ANYWHERE"
Can you hear me now? "HELL NO, THE COMPANY DOESN'T GET SERVICE ANYWHERE"
This is the worst phone company on the telecommunications verizon.
Friend on phone: hey mike
you: what?
Friend on phone: hey mike
you: what?
Friend on phone: hey mike
you: what?
Friend on phone: hey mike
you: what?
you: just call me on your t-mobile
friend on phone: What?
Friend on phone: hey mike
you: what?
Friend on phone: hey mike
you: what?
Friend on phone: hey mike
you: what?
Friend on phone: hey mike
you: what?
you: just call me on your t-mobile
friend on phone: What?
verizon by Mike Graves May 17, 2006
Verizon
Like a shittier version of Comcast, however Verizon is a phone and DSL company, while Comcast provides cable television and internet services.
Verizon's cell phone technical support people are total n00bs, to the point where I know more about what's wrong than they do.
Verizon's DSL service has been reported to slow down below its rated 3.0 mbps speed, once you commit to a full year of the DSL service (to save approximately $15/month). If you search Google, you'll find many forums filled with frustrated people who have to wait forever to get through to tech support.
Verizon lures its customers into its DSL service by offering a low monthly price of $30/month (1 year commitment required) for service competitive to Comcast's 4 mbps, which is priced at $43/month.
Verizon lures cell phone customers by providing free in-network calling, and rebates on cell phone prices. They also say their service is the most reliable wireless network.
Verizon's cell phone technical support people are total n00bs, to the point where I know more about what's wrong than they do.
Verizon's DSL service has been reported to slow down below its rated 3.0 mbps speed, once you commit to a full year of the DSL service (to save approximately $15/month). If you search Google, you'll find many forums filled with frustrated people who have to wait forever to get through to tech support.
Verizon lures its customers into its DSL service by offering a low monthly price of $30/month (1 year commitment required) for service competitive to Comcast's 4 mbps, which is priced at $43/month.
Verizon lures cell phone customers by providing free in-network calling, and rebates on cell phone prices. They also say their service is the most reliable wireless network.
Verizon has a monopoly similar to Comcast's. Wouldn't it be funny if they merged and then you'd have even FEWER choices for internet access?
Verizon by Home slice September 16, 2005
Verizon
I rather use tin can phones then use their service. They have a dozen monkeys and a turtle in charge of their billing and thousands of towel heads working in customer service.
Friend-"Dude how'd you get that much money back"
Me-"Shh, because a dozen monkeys and a turtle are incharge of their billing."
Me-"Shh, because a dozen monkeys and a turtle are incharge of their billing."
Verizon by jerryblank May 17, 2005
verizon
A Phone/Internet company that contracts everything out, ticks off customers with thier low end horrid service and expects thier tech support to fix every problem with the multiple thousands of "out of boundry" rules that they impose on thier agents.
Tech > Verizon Tech support how may i help you thisevening?
Customer > i am having a problem with your software.
Tech > Can't help ya sir, please call your computer vendor.
Customer > i am having a problem with your software.
Tech > Can't help ya sir, please call your computer vendor.
Verizon
A wireless cell phone company that claims to be "America's most reliable". They have terrible commercials, I mean, who wants 1000 people following them everywhere?
Verizon by whatserface March 11, 2008