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A Series of Unfortunate Events 

A book series by Lemony Snicket involving the unfortunate happenings of sibilings Viloet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire.
There are mnay books in the series, as well a recently opened movie.

unfortunate forward hairline 

Where a males hair points forward no matter what.
Look at that guy with the unfortunate forward hairline I can't help but feel sorry for that guy. However, studies suggest those with forward hairlines like to tweek whilst forcing his straight friends to take part in a circle jerk so i have no sympathy for him.

this is informative and unfortunate 

When a friend or a colleague does something utterly stupid and idiotic, and you have to hold them accountable, even if they're a friend.

It originates from a comment by Louis Rossmann on a video about the crappy communication style used by the then Graphene OS lead.

It's mainly used in the enthusiast tech sphere.
Linus: *incorrectly craps on and auctions a very expensive prototype that might bankrupt a small company*

Louis: This is informative and unfortunate.

unfortunate-looking

Someone who is ugly; so ugly, in fact, that it is unfortunate for the rest of the world to have to look at them.
unfortunate-looking by AriaMelody January 16, 2008

Unfortunately 

The way to lazily and unoriginally reject a job to someone after interviewing them.
You did very well at your interview and are very impressed of your achievements. Unfortunately, no job or money for you.
Unfortunately by Northcashew June 23, 2018

Unfortunate Farter 

A poor person who attempts to fart but shits themselves instead.
There was an unfortunate farter in my exam hall today.