Humanities 

The humanities were invented because the intelligent people of the Renaissance period grew tired of listening to stupid people. As a result, they came up with the idea to make the humanities legitimate "studies" in which people, in the most verbose possible way, list obvious, surface-level, truths of the universe and relay them back to one another as if they were sharing knowledge. All of the stupid people have been occupied since.

Person 1: Hey, what's your major?
Person 2: (insert humanities major here)
Person 1: I'm sorry to hear that.

Humanities by JohnNashJr August 28, 2014

humanities prep 

jadas school in new york city

jada goes to humanities prep

humanities prep by rocky raccoon November 13, 2004

Emanities 

A man who shoves things up his rear for both pain and pleasure!

Everyone knew who Emanities was and what he was into.

Emanities by LoveDespair June 20, 2019

Humanities 

worst subject in the history of ever

Humanities? More like Human Titties

Humanities by eelwastaken May 26, 2021

Humanities 

A typical American class usually recognized by having an unreasonable amount of reading on terrible books, essays on weird as hell topics, and an unlimited amount of work that only leads to all nighters and procrastination.

Chad: yo bro wanna hang out later today
Chand: Nah bro i got this humanities book to read it was due yesterday
Chad: what about next weekend?
Chand: nah bro i gotta right some bbq or dbq idk what its called about the colonization of mcdonalds
Chad: bro what the hell is wrong with your class lmao

Humanities by TypicalAsianStudent1337 October 4, 2021

UmanifestU 

UmanifestU

UmanifestU

UmanifestU by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 7, 2025

Medical Humanities Scholar 

Someone whose field of study or expertise has no real-world application. Like a vanity degree, but without the knowledge gain.

Have you noticed how he's unable to construct a compelling argument. He's a real medical humanities scholar.

Medical Humanities Scholar by TRAmontana July 18, 2022