UTI

The act of beating the shit out of some dumb ass and then pissing on their face, but only if you currently have a urine tract infection. Mainly women are able to perform this action.

I beat that bytches ass, then I UTIed her.

UTI by BlackMeowCat July 13, 2004

Uti

Anything (something,somebody,someone or an action) that relates to foolish,ignorant,dumb,reckless or senile.
Never rely on uti!!

Damn my cousin's is uti

Uti by James the bear December 10, 2019

uti

a infection on ur coochie that hurts so fucking bad omg it feels like Satan in ur coochie and if u don't treat it it will cause kidney failure and you'll die

me:holy fucking shit I have a uti I'm gonna die

also me:Jesus fuck my coochie hurts

uti by yummyfaggotmonster October 30, 2021

Uti

Meaning: Olla Uti; be Uti

Vitun utikääpiö.

Uti by mrvesa23 August 12, 2022

uti

uti (used to it).

Ava: No maci’s alr here but leaving in 30 minutes and i stayed home so dad would say no. so don’t be mad please.
Jayla: uti🤷🏽 ♀️.

uti by anonymous March 14, 2023

uti lux 

latin for "use light"

fiat lux is Latin for "let there be light" and uti lux is Latin for "use light"; lux as in light as in joules (energy, pronounced like jewels) from the sun as in knowledge as in enlightenment

uti lux by uti_lux November 11, 2018

UTI 2.0 

When you inject an IV Bag filled with diarrhea through your penis hole to brutally infect your urinary tract. This is also considered a cure for Cell Phone Anus Cancer.

When taking UTI 2.0, side effects may involve bleeding and/or painful urination, abdominal discomfort, kidney failure, muscle deterioration, high fever, gangrene, AIDS, testicular imbalance, pointy nipple cancer, rectal ejaculation, or talking scrotum syndrome. If you experience any one of these symptoms, take another UTI 2.0 to make your symptoms worse.

UTI 2.0 by Ratatoullie June 30, 2017