bishop in a turtleneck 

The uncircumsized penis. First used in Hedwig and the Angry Inch

"Hedwig: Luther is silent for a moment, as he stares at
my little Bishop-in-a-turtleneck."

bishop in a turtleneck by kith September 12, 2004

TurtleNeckEmo 

A self indulgent PickMe thirst trapping for female validation under the guise of feminism. Also may happen to have a poster of a dictator in their bedroom, contradicting their entire ideology.

Chad: Last night I was so downbad, I almost fucked my German Shepard

Quinten: Hey man at least you weren't as down bad as @TurtleNeckEmo

TurtleNeckEmo by MarcoPol0 August 12, 2021

Giant thumb in a turtleneck 

Slang for penis

I don't see what the big deal is about a penis, it looks just like a giant thumb in a turtleneck.

Giant thumb in a turtleneck by thumb in a turtleneck December 3, 2009

drunken turtleneck 

When one is so slizzard, they unknowingly and accidentally put their head through the armhole of a shirt.

You must be fuckin' ripped, you just gave yourself a drunken turtleneck. You put your head through your arm sleeve... you look like Quasimodo.

drunken turtleneck by thatdude540 September 29, 2013

Brown Turtleneck 

The way an anus looks when being stretched out by a man's penis.

This butt pirate was wearing a brown turtleneck all night last night!

Brown Turtleneck by Teh Duder December 2, 2014

turtleneck

Your dick when it's covered by the foreskin.

My turtle head came out when I got horny.

turtleneck by Cappy1 June 9, 2004

Sacramento Turtleneck

The act of using honey as lubricant on the asshole of a woman with great deal of rectal hair and then having anal sex with her.

I found out I was allergic to honey when I got a rash on my dick after my girlfriend gave me a Sacramento Turtleneck.

Sacramento Turtleneck by CaptainAwesome777 March 25, 2009