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ticket-troll 

A bothersome creature that seems to appear out of nowhere sneaking up on people when they least expect it and ruin an otherwise perfect day by giving something to them not wanted and taking away something they need.
While trying to get to work, but running late, a driver didn't notice the ticket-troll tailing behind their vehicle, waiting for them to make a mistake, giving the creature a chance to pounce upon the unsuspecting victim.
ticket-troll by jpg3 December 8, 2013
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Tucker Fucker 

Tucker Fucker — At noon on Monday April 24th 2023; Fox News made Tucker Carlson the poster boy for having foot put dead in his ass.

Fox News became The Tucker Fucker by making him the fall guy for the large and historic defamation payout Fox News just had to Dominion Voting Systems.

For his scandalous behavior on air, and the lies he told about voting machines and on behalf of “Dolt 45”, Tucker was shown the door.

There were knives in his back and footprints all over his pants. When they were done with him, he didn’t even have a place to hang mistletoe to tell Fox News to kiss his ass!!!

If you’re not paying attention please take note: OLD WHITE MEN EAT THEIR YOUNG.

Like Michael Corleone, I’m sure Rupert Murdock was either at a wedding, funeral, or baptism when this announcement was made.

The first the public heard was that on Friday April 21st Tucker Carlson had done his last show.

Which came as quite a surprise to Tucker Carlson.

No lube was used in the fucking of Tucker Carlson.
Fox News became The Tucker Fucker at noon on Monday April 24th 2023 by making him the fall guy for the large and historic defamation payout Fox just had to pay to Dominion Voting Systems. No lube was used in the fucking of Tucker Carlson.

kentucky up tuck 

When you get an erection in public, and must hide your weiner by flipping it up behind your belt.
Friend: Man, I have this annoying noticeable boner at church.
Me: Give it the ol' Kentucky Up Tuck!
kentucky up tuck by Bilty November 12, 2017

meal ticket 

(noun) A person, possibly a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, friend, etc. who is kept around and close in order to be used, monetarily.
Though they had dated for years, John was nothing more than a meal ticket to Betsy. He was just a dumb, naïve fool that was there to be used, nothing more. Stupid fool believed someone actually loved him.
meal ticket by Nikki Stixx September 25, 2019

Chub n' tuck

Tuck that chubby tummy in papa.
Wow, Ethan! Great chub n' tuck, keep it up, proud of you!
Chub n' tuck by Ignited March 29, 2016

tucked like underarmor 

To conceal carry a firearm at all times.
Friend: bro, I’m nervous what happens if somebody tries to rob us?

Friend: don’t worry, I got that heater tucked like underarmor.

Tucker face

A look of flustered bewilderment (eyes squinched, brows pitched, and mouth slightly agape) just before you're about about to attack someone's claim or assertion. The look Fox News pundit Tucker Carlson makes when one of his guests is speaking
Eric: That dude was talking so much shit, I couldn't wait to put his ass in place.
Barry: I know. You were giving him mad Tucker face when he was running his mouth.