The Holy Trinity
Three shits a day for three consecutive days. This is the modern day stigmata, with Gods presence passing through the blessed. One may feel holier than thou on the occurrence of this Godly movement/movements.
The Holy Trinity must fall within the following conditions:
1) There must be three shits produced in one day. These must occur on three different sittings. This is referred to as a Trifecta.
2) One must achieve 3 consecutive Trifectas to complete The Holy Trinity.
3) The shits must be full bodied and although there is no size restrictions, diarrhea disqualifies one from reaching a Trifecta.
4) The over production of feces, resulting in more than 3 shits, will result in instant disqualification.
5) Purposely 'locking off' during a sitting (not allowing the natural completion of ones poo) will result in instant disqualification.
6) Thou shall not deceive his fellow pooers by wrongfully claiming a Trifecta or The Holy Trinity.
The Holy Trinity must fall within the following conditions:
1) There must be three shits produced in one day. These must occur on three different sittings. This is referred to as a Trifecta.
2) One must achieve 3 consecutive Trifectas to complete The Holy Trinity.
3) The shits must be full bodied and although there is no size restrictions, diarrhea disqualifies one from reaching a Trifecta.
4) The over production of feces, resulting in more than 3 shits, will result in instant disqualification.
5) Purposely 'locking off' during a sitting (not allowing the natural completion of ones poo) will result in instant disqualification.
6) Thou shall not deceive his fellow pooers by wrongfully claiming a Trifecta or The Holy Trinity.
1)Yes, a Trifecta... 2 more days of this and I will be Holier than thou. Bring on The Holy Trinity!
2) Oh my God Chelsea, as I looked into the toilet bowl and saw 3 nuggets shimmering back at me in the shape of a triangle, I knew that today would be the day I would achieve The Holy Trinity.
3) Chelsea said, 'Check out Chris's instagram... he's done it! He's documented The Holy Trinity.'
4) Did you hear that Chelsea also achieved the Holy Trinity... I didnt think she had it in her.
2) Oh my God Chelsea, as I looked into the toilet bowl and saw 3 nuggets shimmering back at me in the shape of a triangle, I knew that today would be the day I would achieve The Holy Trinity.
3) Chelsea said, 'Check out Chris's instagram... he's done it! He's documented The Holy Trinity.'
4) Did you hear that Chelsea also achieved the Holy Trinity... I didnt think she had it in her.
The Holy Trinity by Chrisybabe July 2, 2014
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