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anger translator 

(noun)
a person specializing in expressing the anger of individuals with placid or non-assertive attitudes
“I’m a mellow sort of guy…and that’s why I’ve invited, Luther, my anger translator, to join me here tonight.”—President Barack Obama
anger translator by Mr. Eccentric October 22, 2017

Traveltard 

An asshole so consumed with travel, that this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.
Rob travels so much, he is such a traveltard, that is all he ever talks about!
Traveltard by Klaatu9898 September 11, 2018

Translatorbating 

Typing something sexual into Google Translator and clicking listen to make the woman talk dirty things to you and masturbate to her sexy voice.
Guy 1: Dude last night was boring.
Guy 2: Not for me man, I was up all night Translatorbating.
Translatorbating by PartyPirate November 18, 2010

arabic translator 

Jon Stewart, on the January 17, 2005 episode of The Daily Show:

Although to be fair, an army spokesman says the firings were brought about not by bigotry, but by a simple misunderstanding, when the general asked his secretary to give him an arabic translator -- not realizing that in sex parlance, an arabic translator is a cleveland steamer crossed with an inverted rusty trombone.
Suffice to say, there was quite a mess in the officer's mess hall that day! I can't believe it...

Shitpants Travellor 

Someone who travels from computer to computer because they always get worried and shit their pants
That rogai. he is shitpants travellor

Comedy Translator

A Comedy Translator, or C**T, is someone who feels it absolutely necessary to ensure that everyone enjoyed and (more importantly) understood a joke or television programme, or play, or comedian, or toilet visit as much as they did, personally.

The Comedy Translator will routinely bring up elements of a joke or performance that most people would consider throwaway, or have understood anyway, in order to debate them, and in turn, prove how intelligent they are by having spoken to you about it.

The irony of the Comedy Translator is that despite their comedy name, they are widely hated.
Comedy Translator: "God, that was absolutely HILARIOUS, don't you think?!"

You: "Yeah, I suppose it was quite good"

C**T "No, no, no, no. It was HILARIOUS, did you get that bit when he brought the cat in, and he was stuffing it into her face?! That was an in-joke about famine, I know this because it was on his '1984 At The Palladium' re-released DVD commentary..."

You: "Absolute silence on the way home, please"
Comedy Translator by NutsNGum September 13, 2011