Totes Bro

Totally bro.
The more awesome version of "Cool Story Bro"

Use it. It's a thing now.

"Hey dude did you see the size of those tampons?"
"Totes bro. They look like they could fit up a walrus."

"Totes bro"
"Stop saying that! Do you know how annoying it is?"
"Totes bro."

Totes Bro by Totesbro January 20, 2012

for totes ser 

For totes ser is an abbreviation for totally serious. The for is unnecessary, it simply rolls off the tongue.

Let's say you approach me with a question such as: "Jon, did you shoot that hoe?" Then I would respond "Why yes Jake... I'm for totes ser." As in I am being (for) totally serious.

for totes ser by Jon Shields September 10, 2006

tote a pole

To shot or have a gun

Idgaf if you can fight I tote a pole bitch

tote a pole by Phatkat55555555 November 23, 2017

totes awks 

Totally awkward

It was totes awks when my dad caught me in bed with my new boyfriend.

totes awks by Tanny_G April 26, 2011

Totem sisters 

When two girls have slept with the same guy, they're totem sisters

I heard you slept with Johnny, that makes us totem sisters

Totem sisters by Chocolate surprise February 12, 2010

Toleen 

Toleen is a name of a girl, the meaning varies by language, in Persian it means a kind of flower, and in Farsi it means the light of the moon

my daughter's name is Toleen

Toleen by mashtod April 11, 2012

Totoed 

To have one's luggage lost while traveling and never found...ever!

Word was created after international clown Toto Johnson had his luggage containing all his costuming, props, makeup, etc lost by an airline returning home after an overseas gig...and never found. Many folks in the industry now are using this word...and it should be used by the general public too as it happens to folks all the time!

I wonder which airline has totoed the most people?

Totoed by RTOTOJ January 17, 2011