Top Gear
Top Gear by Jack Spank9049 February 9, 2023
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Top Gear
A program created to give Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond an excuse to go on road trips and bum each other all the live long day.
Jeremy: 'Hey Richard from Top Gear, do you want to go to Bolivia?'
Richard: '...why?'
Jeremy: 'So me, you and James can have hot jungle sex'
James: I'll bring the lube.
Richard: Daaaamn, okay.
Richard: '...why?'
Jeremy: 'So me, you and James can have hot jungle sex'
James: I'll bring the lube.
Richard: Daaaamn, okay.
Top Gear by Babababush October 4, 2010
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Top Gear rule
An important rule of thumb to consider throughout life: when a footballer (that's soccer for Americans) buys a particular object, frequents a particular place or anything like it, it's probably time to move on, lest you become considered tasteless by association.
The Top Gear rule states that ultra-expensive supercars that only footballers can afford are not cool, because footballers are most often tasteless wankers.
Top Gear rule by kikanjuuneko March 18, 2007
Top Gear Totty
The line of titty owners that stand behind Clarkson, Hammond and May while doing their piece to the camera during filming an episode of the eponymous TV show.
Top Gear Totty by farge bofflenerp October 26, 2009
Top Gear Fail
Meghan's attempt at cooking dinner was so terribly inedible it was nothing short of a top gear fail.
Top Gear Fail by P&R2010 March 19, 2011
top gear twist
top gear twist by Jayboy86 September 8, 2022
top gear challenge
watching the UK TV programme "top gear", your challenge is to look for black people in the audience.Jeremy clarkson is a racist.
top gear challenge is when the camera pans round the audience try to spot anyone who isn't white. Jeremy Clarkson is a racist
top gear challenge by top gear June 25, 2008