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Chain the Tires 

fondling the male scrotum during intercourse
Verb: Chaining the Tires
Benny: I am feeling horney but there isn't enough time for us to fuck

Becca: No worries! I'll Chain the Tires.. you'll cum in no time!
Chain the Tires by Gras Fam January 13, 2008

Kick the tires and light the fires 

1. All the necessary steps before starting the MAIN step have been completed so it is ready to be executed. It is used if the audience knows what's the main step.

2. To set forth.

Coming from jargon of figter pilots, who use it when they are ready to take-off with afterburners ignition (lighting the fires) after checking the gear as part of preflight check (kicking the tires).
A: Boss, we verified the procedure and everything works flawlessly.
B: Great, let's kick the tires and light the fires.

A: Man, we've waited so long already.
B: You're right, it's time to KTLF.

kicking the tires 

Checking the viability of an unknown system by a quick test (derived from literally kicking the tires of an automobile).

(tyres, uk)
He tried kicking the tires of the new security software by infecting his laptop with a handful of common viruses.
kicking the tires by danja123 January 15, 2009

Kick the tires 

to make a quick, superficial inspection of something
Just before I stated to kick the tires a loud scream was uttered by someone in the building.

getting some mud on the tires 

The act of having vigorous anal sex with a partner that doesn’t exactly have the best hygiene. The lube becomes brown and drips on your shoes.
Dude Jim went fishing in the dark with that skank from the bar and ended up getting some mud on the tires.

Pump Your Tires

To compliment; to inflate someone's ego
Hey man, I'm not trying to pump your tires, but your performance tonight was amazing. Great job!

I'm not trying to pump my own tires or anything, but my homemade chocolate chip cookies are to die for!
Pump Your Tires by TirePump February 4, 2010