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limbering for timbering 

(v.) doing exercises, often crunches or push ups, before sex in order to look marginally more fit; to do a warm up routine in preparation for raucous sex.
Girl 1- "Isn't Mike coming over?"
Girl 2- "Yeah!"
Girl 1- "Then why are you doing crunches?"
Girl 2- "I'm just limbering for timbering. It's gonna get rough tonight, plus I want to burn some flab."
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Tindernitis

A condition characterized by painful stiffness and cramping of the hand and wrist as a result of the repeated swiping of the fingers while using a touch screen device, commonly associated with the online dating app, Tinder .
My friend went to the doctor's office and came back diagnosed with tindernitis.
Tindernitis by mynoduesp October 13, 2014

Pastedsyesn'tederingabletic 

The verb form of past, in plural, as an adjective, as a plural, but not, in the past, as in someone who pastedsyesn'teds, as in doing so in the present, being able to be done, as a condition.
Person 1: Oh, do you have pastedsyesn'tederingabletic?

Person 2: I did.
(v.) to ream someone with some solid timber; to fuck her silly.
Guy 1- "You trying to drink some Bud tonight."
Guy 2- "No, I'm gonna be timbering my slutfriend."
Guy 1- "Send her my condolences."
Guy 2- "No remorse, bro. Grow a pair."
timbering by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

Tinkering 

To mess around with something and you don't really have a clue what your doing.
"Make sure Ed isn't tinkering with my car, I need that thing for work."

"Don't even tinker with my vacuum, I'll send it back to the shop."
Tinkering by Kitsme October 26, 2011

Thinkering 

Getting down on one knee, curling one's wrist to one's chin, and looking up, mimicking the pose of Auguste Rodin's classic sculpture "The Thinker".

(Created by Dave Silverman, reported by Staks Rosch, "Thinkering: The atheist answer to Tebowing", Dec. 30, 2011, examiner.com)
In response to the fundamentalist craze of Tebowing, American Atheists President Dave Silverman has come up with an atheist version called "Thinkering."
Someone commented that the pose looked too similar to Tebowing, to which Silverman responded: "That's the point. The difference is we don't bow our heads in blind submission, rather we consider and conclude for ourselves."
Thinkering by Grinning Cat March 10, 2012

Tendring technology college

See that girl over there she’s a slag, must go tending technology college! He looks like a fboy, must go Tendring technology college