And not the good kind 

Said after a noun, normally to confuse people.

-Hey I heard you hooked up with Jenny!
-That is a load of bull crap, and not the good kind!
-....what?

And not the good kind by youseemlikeaniceperson January 17, 2011

A close encounter of the athletic kind 

A phrase that many AI written articles use to describe a sporting event (usually High School).

If an article includes this phrase, chances are it’s a box score stretched out into an article with no real player names given whatsoever.

One article: Lancaster edged Ashville Teays Valley 24-17 in a close encounter of the athletic kind on Aug. 18 in Ohio football.

Another article: Chillicothe Southeastern edged West Salem Northwestern 28-20 in a close encounter of the athletic kind in Ohio high school football action on Aug. 18.

Yet another article: Tates Creek edged Eastern 21-14 in a close encounter of the athletic kind during this Kentucky football game.

A close encounter of the athletic kind by futbolr21 August 22, 2023

close encounter of the turd kind 

1. Having a negative experience with a douchebag of a person.

2. When you step on dog poop.

3. When a monkey flings his poop and *wham! splat* catches you.

4. Any doo-related major life experience

"Whooooaaa, dude, I heard you and Ryan yelling at each other all night!" "Yeah, it was a close encounter of the turd kind."

"Hey, why are you dragging your foot and what's that smell?" "Close encounter of the turd kind."

"Damn you evil little monkey, did not expect that close encounter of the turd kind!"

"Shane and I had a close encounter of the turd kind."

close encounter of the turd kind by mindenoodle February 11, 2010

Thanks for the gold kind stranger

What basic fucking 12 y/os on reddit say when their mom decides that their minion meme hilarious.

UwU Thanks for the gold kind stranger!!!

Thanks for the gold kind stranger by A PINEMAN June 25, 2019

“Penis in the foreskin kind of love” 

From the sexy little show that the boys call Rick and Morty... Penis in the foreskin kind if love is spoken of. As a vagina owner and more of a no-brim kind of gal, I can't be certain but there is nothing more close and intimate than a penis and its foreskin. There is almost something poetic about the fact the foreskin needs the penis but the penis doesn't need the foreskin and how in the symbiotic relationship the foreskin is ridiculed by many. Just like relationships, one person is always more involved than the other and one person could very well live without that person. However, just like a breakup when the foreskin is removed it's forever. In the moment the love is precious and intimate and will never be forgotten.

I'm sick and tired of all of these hookups. Will I ever get that “penis in the foreskin kind of love”? So warm and cozy... it's all I can think about.

“Penis in the foreskin kind of love” by WeatherForcast March 27, 2022

the ugly kind of pretty 

When a person, mainly a guy, is pretty in his own way but not attractive. There is the only thing that makes him pretty when the rest of him really isn’t.

Person 1: Hey you know Josh Hutcherson?
Person 2: Yeah why
Person 1: Do you think he’s attractive?
Person 2: Mmm no. He’s more like the ugly kind of pretty
Person 1: Oh yeah true

the ugly kind of pretty by ZoeInnit October 30, 2023

close encounter of the third kind

an experience with a human that is so bizarre one might as well be dealing with an alien.

when i was dealing with those liberals, it was a definite close encounter of the third kind...

close encounter of the third kind by michael foolsley November 23, 2009