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glazing the doughnut

simply coming on a chick. but if you want to take it to the next level you can carry round some hundreds and thousands. then when the deed is done, whack them on to really set it off!
Guy 1: "When you rang last night i was totally glazing the doughnut!"
Guy 2: "yeah man? did you take it to the next level?"
Guy 1: "Totally, had some hundreds and thousands, and bam! tossed them on her face:
Guy2: "nice man. swarve"

Dunking the doughnut 

When you piss in your lovers mouth and then proceed squeeze out a chocolate doughnut and hold it between your ass cheeks. Then take your ass, position it over your lovers mouth and proceed to dunk your doughnut in her piss filled mouth.
Last night I dunked a bakers dozen of doughnuts in my wife's mouth. It was extremely satisfying.

My wife was open to the new idea of "dunking the doughnut".


piercing the hairy doughnut 

Slang term for sticking your penis into a very hairy vagina or asshole.
because you're mom didn't shave, i was piercing the hairy doughnut all night

The American doughnut 

The act of sticking your winky in a sugar glazed doughnut and demanding your partner to lick it off and trading roles with a phallus until the box of doughnuts are empty
Husband: Time to suck my glazed winky dear
Wife: you mean the American doughnut?
Husband: yeah where is the phallus?

sausage in the jam doughnut 

A metaphor meaning for a man to have sexual intercourse with a woman whilst she is on her period.
She wants me to have sex with her when she's on her period. I mean, the sausage in the jam doughnut, it ain't right.

Doughnut with jam in the middle 

Jaemin love's that

Anyways stan NCT for good memory c:
I like my doughnut with jam in the middle~