dicking the pudding 

messing around; wasting time

Hey, Kevin! Quit dicking the pudding and get to work!

dicking the pudding by dacarlton February 15, 2005

dicking the salsa 

In colloquial speech, the phrase "dicking the salsa" would be used in reference to an event, object, or person that kills the mood, or "harshes the buzz" of one or more people.

Greg: Did you see that video of that bus of puppies falling into a lake?

Sam: Dude, stuff like that is really dicking the salsa.

dicking the salsa by boolat June 10, 2018

Dicking the Cheetah 

Acting in an unproductive manner while in Africa. Similar to Dicking the Donkey or Dicking the Dog.

Hey Mufasa, stop dicking the cheetah and finish building the mud hut!

Dicking the Cheetah by panchocachondo April 17, 2012

The Great Dankening 

The period of 2016-2020 starting from the murder of Harambe and ending with the election of 2020 in which the amount and quality of dank memes rose to meet the demands of meme hungry citizens.

Go on out and make some memes, Jimmy. With the Great Dankening in full-swing it's sure to be dank!

The Great Dankening by Sherman Wolf November 17, 2016

dicking the donkey

Acting in an unproductive manner while in Mexico. Similiar to "Dicking the Dog".

Hey Pedro, stop dicking the donkey and help me move these boxes.

dicking the donkey by Charlie of Mexico November 2, 2007

Dicking the dog 

Navy slang for fucking around when you're supposed to be doing something else. Also known as Skating. Sometimes a literal translation when you see someone banging a canine.

I asked why Matt's dog had blood running down it's leg but realized he had been dicking the dog.

Dicking the dog by Monkey mouth bitches March 30, 2020

Limp dicking the clit 

To do something half ass or put something off until later.

It was extremely hot outside so he waited until the sun goes down. If it does it’ll be nighttime. He’s limp dicking the clit.

Limp dicking the clit by WilksJohannes January 20, 2021