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The Parselmouths 

The Parselmouths are a Seattle based Wizard Rock group made up of Kristina Horner (see Fiveawesomegirls) and Brittany Vahlberg. They write and perform songs from the point of view of Slytherin girls who attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

You can find their music and awesomeness at their myspace page. www (dot) myspace (dot) com (slash) TheParselmouths.
Bellatrix: I sure do love that Wizard Rock. Especially 'The Parselmouths'. I too am a Voldemort Fangirl.

the perserve family 

whatever you do, don't look this up, this is sweet home Alabama on a whole new level I tell you
'Have you heard of the perserve family?"
".."

Tongue on the pulse 

Phrase used by those arrogantly convinced they are one step ahead of those with their finger on the pulse.
I knew Tiger was headed for a fall months ago... I've got my tongue on the pulse of the golf world.
Tongue on the pulse by Katco2010 January 5, 2010

the pursetige 

The act of putting something in a purse, only to find it disappears moments later, never to be seen again. Based on "the Prestige" from magician culture.
"I put the card in my purse, I swear it's in here somewhere..." 1 hour later... "nope. Must be the pursetige."
the pursetige by Spudz76 August 9, 2015

grab him by the pursey

When the Justice system slaps multi-million dollar fines on Donald Trump they grab him by the pursey.

Because Donald Trump famously said he could grab her by the pussy it is fitting that the Justice system now gets to grab him by the pursey.
They went after Donald Trump's wealth, since the best way to beat him was to grab him by the pursey. And he is sure to throw a Trumper Tantrum.

The Punse Punse 

A name given to one that acts as a pussy.
A: You want to go talk to those girls?

B: Nah man, I don't think they want us.

A: I didn't realize I was rolling with The Punse Punse tonight.
The Punse Punse by Scarborg March 6, 2022