The Lord Of The Rings 

Probably the greatest
literature and movies known to mankind. J.R.R. Tolkien was the literary Einstein, and probably always will be. Peter Jackson, who directed the Lord Of The Rings movies, is one of the greatest directors to ever walk this Earth.

The Lord Of The Rings trilogy is divided into three parts.

The Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring
The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers
The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King

People like to compare The Lord of the Rings to Harry Potter. It's really quite funny, and it's fun to laugh at people who do that, seeing as how the only thing the two series have in common is that magic exists in both worlds that the two stories take place in. Otherwise, they have nothing in common characterwise, the plotlines are not similar whatsoever, and not even the monsters/creatures that are in the stories are similar. Usually people who compare Harry Potter to The Lord Of The Rings have barely read one series or the other at all.

To the people who constantly compare Harry Potter to The Lord Of The Rings - do humanity a favor and shut the fuck up and pull your head out of your ass, and realize that since you are a mere civilian and basically have no way of making any books and/or movies, you can't do shit about whatever series - that you probably haven't read - you're pissed off about. Thank you.

The Lord Of The Rings is the best literature known to humanity.

The Lord Of The Rings by Annabelle August 4, 2004

The Lord of the Rings 

One of the most successful trilogies of all time, in the forms of literature and film. It chronicles the parallel adventures of Frodo Baggins, and Aragorn, Heir of Gondor.

For some reason, people on UrbanDictionary.com feel that they have to compare this trilogy to J.K. Rowling's seven-part book/movie series Harry Potter

The Lord of the Rings should have swept every single Oscar.

The Lord of the Rings by Jon February 7, 2004

The Lord Of The Dead 

Like the Grim Reaper/Death only more awesome. Hell bent taking over the world and generally doing anything evil. Has mad gaming skills among others.

'Oh no The Lord Of The Dead is coming to kick my ass!'

The Lord Of The Dead by Idleminds November 1, 2004

The Lord Almighty 

The art of nailing someone (traditionally female) to a cross and crucifying them and leaving the corpse inside a tomb for three days and then gathering a large group of friends to partake in aggressive sexual acts afterwards, traditionally screaming “hallelujah” at the point of ejaculation.

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Person 1: I’m feeling feeling so down right now
Person 2: you should turn to the lord almighty

Person 3: what are you talking about dad?

The Lord Almighty by Yert 69 January 9, 2020

the lord of the rings 

great books/movies and harry potter is a good book series but it does not even come close to the lord of the rings. i mean come on it was written by a guy with three initals for his name.

"i hope aragorn, legolas, and gimli from the lord of the rings cut off the heads of harry potter and his gay ass friends"

the lord of the rings by pat-0-rama December 11, 2003

the lord mayor 

A park out the front of the desired location. In reference to the good parking spot the lord mayor recieves at city hall.

Hell yes, i scored the lord mayor.

the lord mayor by the patousse November 8, 2006

The Lord's Day 

1)First you're hanging out with a real man's man. You know, you're talking about football and plumbing; when he sucks your dick, he's gagging a lot but still getting the job done. Then you take a dump on his chest.

2) What you do with yourself if you're a Redheaded Spaniard and you're not in a round of pure team deathmatch at 230am on a Sunday morning

I had tears running down my check and I couldn't breathe because of The Lord's Day

The Lord's Day by DylonCorp April 21, 2011