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Testicall 

The act of accidentally calling someone on your cell phone when it is stashed in your front pocket, specifically when placed in close proximity to the testes. Applicable only to males.
Damn yo; I just testicalled my ex-girlfriend by accident.
Testicall by BombDotComm August 30, 2014
Nonsense word used to appear articulate but leaves the listener in disbelief that they heard the word testicle.
Testicly speaking I say we bake the cake first.
Testicly by D. Dubya July 13, 2015

testical tar 

another name for gizz or sperm
did you see drews pants? he had remains of testical tar everywhere
testical tar by K.P. April 27, 2006

testiclay 

Another pronunciation of the word testicles. It has been made famous by the character Emily Howard in Little Britain.
'Little ladies' testiclay'. (Emily Howard)
testiclay by yetanothermike February 4, 2007

Tactically Distressed 

The next movement to being politically correct in regards to the Exceptional Learners (since Mentally Challenged became politically incorrect).
"Hey, what's wrong with Timmy?"
"Oh, he's Tactically Distressed....Autism."

Testiclysis

the destruction of ones testicles, whether by physical or chemical means
1. The funny jetstream guy told me to dip my balls in sulfuric acid. I accidentally committed testiclysis
2. Wake the fuck up atri it's testiclysis time
Testiclysis by ogdegen November 8, 2023