Tell it again! Tell it again! 

It is said in a chanting like mannar where you pause after every sylable. You may choose to use fist motions up and down to further the sarcasm of the statement. Tell it again! Tell it again! is used after someone tells a terrible story or just states some form of information that you find unecessary to the conversation. The fist motions work best when slammed upon a firm object to the beat of the syllables.

Example 1-
Person A: Oh my god, this morning I went to get coffee from starbucks and I had to wait like 10 minutes because the line was so long.

Person B: Tell it again! Tell it again!

Example 2-
Person A: I can't stand people that count exact change with a long line of people behind them at the grocery store.

Person B: At my grocery store some lady takes forever to bag the groceries.

Person A: Tell it again! Tell it again!

Tell it again! Tell it again! by Danni yo! August 11, 2008

Tell it to the Marines 

When recounting a "tall story", the response "Tell it to the Marines" implies, "Go and tell your sea-story to some gullible landlubber, because no sailor will believe you".

Dates back to the before the Napoleonic wars, in the Royal Navy.

Pilot #1: "I lost the starboard engine on the base leg, but I still managed to bring it it for a perfect three-point greaser"

Pilot #2: "Tell it to the Marines"

Tell it to the Marines by eighthofseven August 31, 2010

Tell it to a bottle of scotch 

Taking out your problems by drinking a bottle of scotch, specifically when you have nobody to talk about your problems to.

Debra Morgan: "The Bay Harbor butcher is one of our own."
Special Agent Frank Lundy: "We keep this to ourselves for now."

Angel Batista: "No, I'm gonna go tell it to a bottle of scotch."

Tell it to a bottle of scotch by dexfan October 31, 2010

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road! 

a response to something you dont care about

"you suck"
"tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road! by mike mackenzie August 29, 2008

Tell it again

Chanted when some one tells a long, boring story, and being sarcastic.

P: "Blah Blah Blah Blah BlahBlahBlahBlahBlahBlah"
C: Tell it again, Tell it again, Tell it again, Tell it again, Tell it again, Tell it again, Tell it again, Tell it again, etc.

Tell it again by that kid next door December 9, 2010

Tell it to the fishes 

What you say to someone before you whack them - because their dead body will be in the water sleeping with the fishes.

"Oh yeah? Tell it to the fishes! *gun shot*"

Tell it to the fishes by mobster_w August 2, 2013

tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday 

Apparently from the book 'Scott Pilgrim and the Infinite Sadness' by Bryan Lee O'Malley..... Meaning is unsure of though we think it can be used as a means of intimidation.....
Started being said because it was thought that it was funny, BUT IT'S NOT!!! ok maybe just a little......

Girl1)Now ur walking faster?
Girl2)Well i would but he's in my way!
Boy)Is that some kind of fat joke?
Girl2)Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday!(as she and girl1 walk away)
Girl1)OMG that was sooo stupid!

tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday by Shadow_Casters' Friend October 21, 2010