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tavern shit 

a massive dump taken after consuming the questionably prepared food at a local tavern or bar
Hey man u wanna hit up the tavern later for some wings?

No way man last time stoner Carl cooked my wings and i had the Tavern shits all night!
tavern shit by adamflb21 February 22, 2008

tavern dump 

The massive shit you take after consuming food from a tavern or pub.
Guy 1: Dude, this burger is pretty damn good.
Guy 2: Just wait until the tavern dump later.
tavern dump by OctobersFate August 22, 2011

tavern bitch 

old tavern made. but nowadays just a strong, drunk, angry woman.
tavern bitch by heavy drinker September 18, 2003

Tavern Tank 

Noun
A.K.A Dale B (Urban Dictionary does not permit use of full names)
Know as Tavern Tank after only two visits to his 'new local'. Has been victorious in arm wrestles and drinking competitions.
Look! There's the Tavern Tank!
Tavern Tank by Funkatize October 5, 2008

Tavern on the Groin 

Any bar that encourages body shots.
Sure, I'd like a drink but I am feeling kind of slutty tonight. Wanna hit up a Tavern on the Groin?
Tavern on the Groin by arbeit September 2, 2016

tavern door 

a person who has sex with anyone who wants it, the door is always open.
Byron: How did it go last night with Mira?

Greek: It went great, she's such a tavern door
tavern door by pthera42 December 27, 2017