Taming The Eskimo

To masterbate or stroke the genitals in any way shape or form.

There is a kid I know who is always Taming The Eskimo in school.

Taming The Eskimo by JayZell March 10, 2008

taming of the shrub 

A sexual act in which neither partner may wash their pubic hair (the shrub), for at least one month. then the involved parties must lick their respective partners "shrub". in the final act of taming the shrub each partner must pluck out his or her lovers unwashed pubic hair with a pair of tweezers that they use regularly. extremely pleasureful if done right.

after they taming of the shrub together , they had no problem getting knocked up even thought the woman was 80.

taming of the shrub by shrub boy October 1, 2010

taming the impala

what indie guys call masturbating

"we could hear him taming the impala"

taming the impala by yeeted_on June 7, 2018

Taming.io 

A game that is basically moomoo.io but with pets and slight changes to avoid a lawsuit, but somehow ends up being a decent addictive game.

The community is full of different types of players: Including...

The Fairy Abuser
A giga-virgin who goes around killing random ppl actually trying to enjoy the game, these people also do stuff such as trapping people who are just tryna mine gold with spikes, Brutally annoying. They only do this bc they are so deprived of joy and cant even be bothered to do anything with his life.
The HSer
This guy either makes a massive base or kills the bosses, pretty chill unless you damage their base or steal their boss killed, a blessing to be around, as you can chill in their base or tame fairies that drop from the bosses being killed.
Often killed by fairy abusers
The Noob
What is there even to say about a noob that hasn't been said about it already

Guy 69: Ever heard of Taming.io
Guy 420: Yeah, it's a cool game
Guy -8: time to harass everyone trying to enjoy the game lololololololololoolololololoijuhygtfryhujikjhuygtfderftgyhujhygtfrderftgyhuj
*they start playing the game*
*guy 420 is killed by guy -8*
Guy -8: lol ez ur trash
Guy 420: 69.420.69.420

Taming.io by lkjhgfdsasdfghjkl;lkjhgfdsasdf August 8, 2022

Taming.io 

Lame ass game made by lapamauve
it's also p2w imagine

Mafija plays taming.io and eats shit constantly

Taming.io by Mafija September 16, 2021

taming the shrew 

taming your knob to stand up

i tamed my shrew last night

taming the shrew by Anonymous September 16, 2003

taming the mane 

The act of a man trimming his pubic hair if it has grow out of control.

I was taming the mane yesterday. It was worth it

taming the mane by Teh Professional November 25, 2013