big swinging dick

The man, someone in charge or important

Sometimes heard as “The big swinging dick in....”

Guy 1: Man, guy 3 just thinks he’s so good
Guy 2: He reckons he’s the big swinging dick mate.

big swinging dick by brexiteer dave May 31, 2019

swinging bout 

A fight between drunk people characterized by flailing arms with an occasional striking blow. Broken up by people who are not as drunk.

Sorry I pulled your hair when we were breaking up that swinging bout.

swinging bout by yes juanito yes March 14, 2015

Tire Swinging 

Take a girl. Contort her into a tire, like if you roll down a hill in one. Measure holes under her rear and vagina. Cut the holes out. Tie a rope around the tire and have the female companion align herself with the holes, naked. Grab ahold of the rope holding the tire and prop your foot on the base of the tire. Penetrate the girl anally and vaginally. Have a third friend spin and push the tire. Once the girl squirts, have the friend spin the tire so the liquid flies everywhere.

Guy 1: Bro I was Tire Swinging with Becky all night.

Tire Swinging by JsKellnar January 11, 2019

Spwintering 

The combination of spring and winter, when seasons no longer define themselves, they just meld into one.

It's been spwintering in Georgia since November. Flip-flops and a parka.

Spwintering by Roxie AKA LisaLeesaLisa March 6, 2012

Swinging dick gandelier 

A millennial type who sheepishly changes under a towel in the locker room but gives a beeming look, or gander at every boomer dick that swings by.

As Skylar struggled under his towel to swap shorts, he took a long gander at every boomer dick as they swung by. He’s a swinging dick gandelier

Swinging dick gandelier by Davedale August 29, 2019

Cat Swinging Re-Re 

1) One who swings cats by the tail.

2) The pinnacle of impossibly stupid.

That Keanu Reeves is one cat swinging re-re.

Cat Swinging Re-Re by Eric Walker April 28, 2003

Stingring 

that intensly hot feeling on your bung hole while passing last nights spicy chow. Helpful hint; baby wipes exstinguish the fire! See close friend "Beersmears"

Clay: Damn that mexican food left its mark!
Linc: Ha ha ya no doubt I got some serious stingring!!

Stingring by Buck Primrose February 19, 2009