Swife

When a thot on tinder convinces your boy she’s never done this before and he wifes it in a few weeks and tells everyone what a great person she is while she planning his downfall so her real life can start after he’s gone or dies.

Tell Nick to check his swife, she keeps staring at my lap and I’m not tryna smash that bummy bitch!

Swife by bigdee January 4, 2020

swife

Used exclusively as a verb. Derived from "swova."

1. To swear on your life. Similar to "swear to God" or "swova," swife denotes that the speaker is placing a huge amount of credibility on his statement, due to the fact that he has laid his life down as collateral in order to provide credibility.

Used to filter comments in serious situations, where it is imperative that one know whether or not someone is being serious, or just kidding.

Guy #1: Dude, your brother is in the hospital.
Guy #2: Swife? (ie. Do you swear on your life?)
Guy #1: Yes!
Guy #2: !*#@!

swife by Feenix Crew December 26, 2006

swife

the relationship between sisters who think that they are wifes

the relationship between sisters who think that they are wifes making them swife's

swife by matthew___ May 1, 2007

Swife

A wife that is separated from her husband, lives apart from the husband, but they are not divorced yet.

The swife refuses to sign the divorce papers!

Swife by The swifer December 27, 2015

sniferific 

A great smelling pussy

That gal is sniferific, I could eat her all night

sniferific by brewmeistertony1 May 21, 2010

Phil Swift 

Phil Swift is the greatest man in the world, he is the creator of Flex Seal products. We exist because of Phil Swift, we are children of Phil Swift. Phil Swift created the universe and all of us. Phil Swift started and will end time.

All hail Phil Swift!

Phil Swift by Isurboi999 May 28, 2018

swift sip 

having a drink, especially after you do something mentally exhausting and need to relax.

or when someone is really caught up, instead of have a chill pill, have a swift sip.

teacher: Class pencils down the final is over, now head on home and have a swift sip you have successfully completed organic chemistry.

swift sip by he'brew August 5, 2008