sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe
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Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits
An exclaimation, generally used to describe either something surprising or something extremely cool, radical, awesome, or any other adjective from the Ninja Turtle vocabulary.
Oh my fucking sweet jesus tits by Kristoffer Grizzose of the Honkey Brigade September 7, 2008
Holy Sweet Jesus Shit
When something surprising with a huge magnitude happens (IE: Pregnancy, The rapture, and/or Bon Jovi making a serious comeback) this phrase is used to express disbelief
Man #1-Hey did you hear the latest Nickel back song, its pretty good
Man #2- Holy Sweet Jesus Shit a GOOD nickelback song? Must investigate further.
Man #2- Holy Sweet Jesus Shit a GOOD nickelback song? Must investigate further.
Holy Sweet Jesus Shit by The Shephard April 3, 2009
Sweet Zombie Jesus
An expletive denoting great shock and consternation.
It was used by Professor Farnsworth from tv's "Futurama."
It was used by Professor Farnsworth from tv's "Futurama."
Sweet Zombie Jesus by J.F.K. October 31, 2003
sweet zombie jesus on a pogo stick!
Phrase used in extreme exclamation. Derived by the chracacter of Black Mage in "8-bit Theatre" as he was being held over a pot of deadly acid.
sweet zombie jesus on a pogo stick! by Ron_Thornbrash May 24, 2005
sweet bastard jesus
As I was screwing her brains out, Melissa Wilhelm of Salt Lake City groaned, "Oh, Sweet Bastard Jesus."
sweet bastard jesus by Chistoso November 16, 2006
Sweet polevaulting Jesus
Exclamation of equal parts disgust, disbelief, shock, and horrified concern for the speaker or situation referred to.
Guy #1: I didn't think Palin was so bad. Why didn't you women vote for her, anyway?
Girl #1: Sweet polevaulting Jesus, Caribou Barbie was the ultimate parody of a token! I don't know where the Gay Old Pedophiles find these incompetent candidates. She's tundra trash at it's worst, pimping out her office and family like she did.
Guy #1: OK, OK! Settle down!
Girl #1: Sweet polevaulting Jesus, Caribou Barbie was the ultimate parody of a token! I don't know where the Gay Old Pedophiles find these incompetent candidates. She's tundra trash at it's worst, pimping out her office and family like she did.
Guy #1: OK, OK! Settle down!
Sweet polevaulting Jesus by k2kate December 9, 2008