sweatpants season 

When the weather turns colder and all the guys start wearing sweatpants and you're inner hoe comes out and you glance at the 🍆 as you walk by. Also lets you know who your dtf

Can't wait for sweatpants season my inner hoe abt to be thirsty.

sweatpants season by Jacob is ugly February 22, 2018

Sweatpants Mode 

When a extremely intoxicated person becomes intensely mad at nothing in particular, causing them to change into a pair of sweatpants and a plain t-shirt and makes a complete ass of themselves. Amusing entertainment for less drunk, more appropriately dressed party-goers.

Mike was really in sweatpants mode last night. He was wearing his sweatpants yelling at people he didn't even know for no reason. He really made himself look like a foolish asshole. It was hillarious!

Sweatpants Mode by SweatsGuy69 December 8, 2010

sweatpants girl 

The stereotypical college girl of the modern era. She always wears sweatpants (unless she's wearing pajamas), because she feels that her complete and total comfort trumps the fact that she looks like a complete and total slob. The sweatpants are usually accompanied by a school t-shirt and flip flops in the summer and a school sweatshirt and Ugg boots in the winter. Common accessories include an extremely expensive handbag to go with her clearance-sale sweatpants, and sunglasses that take up half of her face. A cellular phone can always be seen close by, for the rapid sending and receiving of text messages, unless at the moment she's preoccupied with listening to the latest chart-topping rap song on her iPod.

Nicole is a sweatpants girl. She rolls out of bed five minutes before class, never brushes her hair, and can always be seen in sweatpants (except for the times she gets up so late she just keeps her pajamas on).

sweatpants girl by pbm19 April 1, 2008

sweatpants kid

A child who wears sweat pants at every opportunity. This child is usually socially inept and has a love for military vehicles, trains, model airplanes,pokemon(or other card game) and lego. They come in pairs and only ever interact with their pair, or other sweatpants kids. One of the pair is usually a borderline sweatpants kid. The other is usually an extreme sweatpants kid. If the sweatpants kid has no pair, he is referred to as a sweatpants single. They usually have bad hygiene and do not shower on a regular basis. In medical terms, it is referred to as SKS, or Sweatpants Kid Syndrome. To be diagnosed with SKS, all symptoms need to be present. The cure for SKS is maturity.

Cool guy - how the fuck does he know so much about trains?
Cool guy 2 - hes a fucking sweatpants kid
Cool guy - o that would explain why it smells like shit

sweatpants kid by Dr. Noghan February 18, 2010

sweatpants dick 

Where the outline of a male's genitalia is visible while wearing sweatpants, or gym shorts.

"Man, that guy should really put on some different pants. His sweatpants dick is intimidating me."

sweatpants dick by Scotch-pilgrim February 24, 2015

Sweatpants head 

A way of describing messy hair; Someone that would be wearing sweat pants, who in some way, shape, or form is considered gross and should not be allowed to leave the house, usually a pot head.

When he tried to go to school un-showered with sweatpants head, his mother came to the conclusion he must be smoking pot.

Sweatpants head by KSense January 26, 2009

Sweatpants Fuck

The engaging of a sexual relationship due to laziness and/or convenience with someone else in the confines of yours/their home under the circumstances you are never seen in public together or caught together post hook up.

Yeah I'm still kinda seeing Molly - she's still good enough for a sweatpants fuck until I find someone better.

Sweatpants Fuck by Gellikit October 27, 2010