Swartz Creek

A small town located West of Flint, Michigan. Swartz Creek used to be home to a bunch of God-fearing, good looking country kids. Now, their memory is all that remains as the people of Flint make their way into the poor unsuspecting suburb.

Man, Swartz Creek used to be cool, what happened?

Swartz Creek by EEEK! August 3, 2008

Swartz Creek High School 

A trashy school that had a video get leaked about how 2 girls said the n word with an er and it got leaked out within the span of 12 hours.

Person 1: Hey you go to Swartz Creek High School?
Person 2: Yeah, have you seen this video of these girls?

Swartz Creek High School by PussyD3stroyer300 November 18, 2019

Swartz Creek Yellowstain 

The act of taking crushed up bits of frozen urine and putting in a school backpack for it to melt and soak into the fabric as a prank.

I just gave that kid a Swartz Creek Yellowstain

Swartz Creek Yellowstain by The 56th kid December 31, 2010

Aaron Swartz 

Aaron Swartz

A legend in every sense of the word. A true martyr for internet freedom, killed by the government because he was just too damn smart for them to keep up with him. Rest in peace sir, your legacy remains immortal.

1/11/13
Never forget.

Aaron Swartz is a goddamn hero.

Aaron Swartz by DishBeforeTheMainDish February 12, 2013

Jeffrey Swartz 

Drink named after the Famous Dancer Jeffrey Swartz, known for the snap'n stomp, which consists of Half Sprite, Half Lemonade.

Mmmm this Jeffrey Swartz is delicious!

Man, oh man, I love Jeffrey Swartz in my mouth!

Jeffrey Swartz by Edo Azran May 22, 2008

Drew Swartz 

An out of state college student, who typically hooks up with a bunch of females rating from 1-10, with no preference. Also typically jokes about STDs,specifically chlamydia, but no one knows if he is being serious or not.

Girl 1: omg I slept with Drew Swartz
Girl 2: Damn it! Go get tested

Drew Swartz by Partyswartzardi April 19, 2018

Colton Swartz 

Colton Swartz is a nice guy who is doodoo at video games and does not know how to not dress like a highlighter. Colton Swartz also LOVES to tickle pickles and smell like a locker room because he is always playing some type of sport but its usual ballet that he plays

Person:EW! whats that smell? *looks at Colton Swartz*

Colton Swartz by FrostyGamerGuy October 28, 2020