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Stealthy selfie

When you’re trying to take a stealth pic of someone’s (hair, fake tan, outfit, SO, etc...) so you fake a selfie to get the best shot.
I had to take a stealthy selfie as it only way I could get a pic of this chick’s ridiculous camo and cheetah combo
Stealthy selfie by MasonBurch March 13, 2018

stealthy bastard 

One who displays a level of stealth unlike any other
Because of their consistent display of stealthiness everyday, Ellie and Linsday are considered the premiere Stealthy Bastards.

Stealthy Wanking 

A game where, one person to begins to have a wank, and on the brink of cumming, the person then calls his mum. This person must then finish himself off before his mum enters his room.
Man, i was so bored last night i decided to play Stealthy Wanking, but unfortunately i shouted too early and i got caught
Stealthy Wanking by Joe 1K February 10, 2007

stealthy lemur 

When a male individual falls asleep and/or passes out, and one proceeds to proform oral sex on that male.
"Aaron totally passed out last night and Hodgkins stealthy lemured that bitch!"

stealthy poo 

When you need to poo in an unfamiliar territory, such as a coworker's house, and hide it by sneaking away to the bathroom when the host is preoccupied. Best if able to return before the host acknowledges you had left.
"Shit, I don't know if I can hold until I get back home. Guess I gotta try a stealthy poo."
stealthy poo by Protoss Executor September 13, 2011

Stealthy Poker 

The result of receiving a "poke" on facebook from an individual not on your friend's list for reasons unknown.
I'm trying to figure out how and why this dude keep poking me on here, he bout to be reported.. He aint even on my friendlist.. he infiltrating the system.. must be a stealthy poker....
Stealthy Poker by haolegirl317 April 8, 2013