stanchy

A form in which someone looks dirty or smells raunchy

aka: someone who smells and looks like puke

“That bitch smells disgusting “

“ yeah man she’s stanchy “

by A&Ainc. January 29, 2018

Staunch Ballbag

An alcoholic drink which consists of a hot pint glass fresh out of the dishwasher (or run under the water of a sink at its hottest setting) filled to the brim with rack/well gin, and consumed as a shot.

"Our friend said he'd have a shot of anything - so we conspired with the bartender to fix him up with a Staunch Ballbag"

"Holy shit, Josh drank a whole Staunch Ballbag - he's going to die"

by stankybferrigno October 18, 2012

Staunch Cunt

Staunch Cunt: to be built or tough or generally a hardcore cunt

i went at him and knocked him down like a staunch cunt

by Bevdogg August 7, 2011

Staunch

(Bogan Australia slang term)

To adopt a pose (usually with one’s fists between their legs) and intense stare with the purpose of intimidating or degrading a weaker individual.

Jackson hunches his shoulders over and flexes his arms inwards so his fists hover just inside his out-turned knees. He locks manic eyes with Tom.

Tom: “Oh shit, cunt’s fuckin staunching me. I feel like such a shitcunt beta”

by Shut up smelly Reddit boy November 27, 2019

staunch

1. very loyal and committed - adjective

2. Stop or restrict - verb

1. He was a staunch supporter of the cause

2. The medic staunched the flow of blood from the wound

by Haruspex August 9, 2008

Staunch

To be very strongly in favour of British traditions, specifically in regards to Rangers Football Club and Unionism.

Can refer to behaviour or a person's characteristics, or even items.

Very staunch lock screen you've got there
Ross is staunch as fuck, absolutely hates the tarriers

by KS1872 December 2, 2020

Staunch God

A staunch god is a person or living being from Australia and more generally Sydney that thinks they are the biggest eshay that ever lived. However, everyone knows that real staunch gods are pelicans.

Get the fuck way from me I'm a fuckin staunch god you peasant

by MEEEEMES July 24, 2018