staridoodoo 

often found in its wild habitat: school water fountains. the organism is the result of a cross between a prehistoric chunk of a star and a regular piece of doodoo. rumour has it that biology students often study this organism by picking it right off the water fountain.

Student 1: yo what organism are you gonna present for the science project?
Student 2: i'll just pick off some staridoodoo from the fountain

staridoodoo by smexy mar March 1, 2021

chocolate starfish 

A chocolate starfish refers to the appearance of the butthole. When the buttocks are spread out the anus looks like a Chocolate Starfish.

Obviously she's never bleached her Chocolate Starfish

chocolate starfish by Jedeasy April 9, 2017

Sparrington 

Proper noun

Sparrow+Norrington=Sparrington

A particular category of fanfic from the potc fandom.
The slash pairing of the characters Jack Sparrow and Commodore Norrington of Pirates of the Carribean in a romantic/sexual relationship.
Often otp, sometimes noncon, or even both.

Sparrington is the hottest PotC slash out there.

I'm jonesing for some Sparrington!

Sparrington by seems_innocent January 4, 2004

Sarrie

A caring, playful, loving, hard working, no-nonsense kind of woman. She will give the shirt off her back to someone in need but she doesn't suffer fools. Children gravitate towards her because they sense the child still alive within her. She is who she is and makes no apologies for it.

Yes, that was Sarrie dancing about with a shower cap on her head!

Sarrie by djc59 February 2, 2010

Starfish Custard 

The actual substance that causes the itchy, burning feeling in your brown eye (aka lack-a-wipe).

I'm suffering from a terrible case of lack-a-wipe, and need to get this starfish custard out of my anus.

Starfish Custard by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010

Snoring Starfish 

The snoring starfish is the name given to a sexually destroyed female who has assumed the starfish position and passed out. Unlike regular snoring, the snoring starfish gains its famous name from the small but potent spunk bubble queefs that are emitted from her creampied vagina.

"Holy shit dude, I took this tinder date home last night.. I was debating asking her out on a second date but then she became a snoring starfish..."

Snoring Starfish by Dr Mantis Toboggan April 25, 2019

Pornography starring your mother 

pornography with your mother in it, either biological or adoptive.

Indeed, and now he's here to fuck us! So listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today
-spy

Pornography starring your mother by CrungleChugger97 November 17, 2021