chocolate starfish 

A chocolate starfish refers to the appearance of the butthole. When the buttocks are spread out the anus looks like a Chocolate Starfish.

Obviously she's never bleached her Chocolate Starfish

chocolate starfish by Jedeasy April 9, 2017

Starfish Custard 

The actual substance that causes the itchy, burning feeling in your brown eye (aka lack-a-wipe).

I'm suffering from a terrible case of lack-a-wipe, and need to get this starfish custard out of my anus.

Starfish Custard by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010

Snoring Starfish 

The snoring starfish is the name given to a sexually destroyed female who has assumed the starfish position and passed out. Unlike regular snoring, the snoring starfish gains its famous name from the small but potent spunk bubble queefs that are emitted from her creampied vagina.

"Holy shit dude, I took this tinder date home last night.. I was debating asking her out on a second date but then she became a snoring starfish..."

Snoring Starfish by Dr Mantis Toboggan April 25, 2019

Dead Starfish 

A girl who doesn't move or say anything during sex, just lays down with her arms and legs out, resembling a dead starfish.

Jim:"Man, did you get with Amber from the club last night?"
Bob:"Sure did, but she was a total Dead Starfish"
Jim:"Fuck I hate it when that happens"

Dead Starfish by MadMaxxxx July 11, 2009

counter starfish 

When a girl is being passive at sex in missionary position, the guy 'returns the favour' by inserting his penis but not moving.

Kevlar Burrito: "I had sex with a girl last night but she was just laying there doing nothing"

Perverted Manhore: "I've never had this happen to me but if I did i know i'd just go all the way in then lay on top of her and counter starfish. Not even mad."

counter starfish by lemonkoala November 3, 2013

starfish surprise 

When pounding the vagina at a high rate of speed, you miss the vagina and jab the asshole by mistake.

"Hillary, why are you walking like a duck"? "Uhhg, that asshole from the bar last night gave me a starfish surprise".

starfish surprise by Ben Fugin Cho Mamma July 10, 2012

Starfish 

Someone, (usually a female), who just lays there, unmoving, as they are getting fucked.

She had such a smoking hot body, but sadly she was a starfish.

Starfish by CooknRide October 11, 2016