Stalinium 

A metal forged by Stalin himself in the caves deep in Siberia, he commonly used his own sweat, bear blood form bears witch himself strangled, vodka and potato juice to glue it together, this material was used during 1939-1990’s. This material is not recognized by any country neither does it exist on the periodic table.
In 2013 when a company named gaijin (HQ in Russia) discovered the material and then force fed it to their server-hamster to power their god-forsaken-shit-ass-indestructible-fucking-medium-tanks, this material is commonly seen in the tanks: T-34 series and the T-72 AV(Turms-T) witch can bounce western NATO APFSDS made on 2009 on some bullshit-ass ERA with 5mm of kinetic armor protection.

Rick: Jimmy do you see that T-72 over there?

Jimmy: yes I have silver bullet powered by a McDonald’s deep fryer ready

*bounces on the side*

Rick: fucking Stalinium

Stalinium by I_consume_littlechildren June 5, 2022

Stalinium 

Stalinium is not a metal but rather an aloy. It’s made by smelting communite, stalinite, and bias. It’s an alor designed to absorb kinetic energy and disperse it. It was used to make soviet tanks during world war 2, and later used for other vehicles. There were prototypes of planes made out of it but the aloy was heavier than expected and hard to shape, despite it being a light aloy. It was used from 1932-1963. The materials to make it were found within the mines of gulags scattered around the Siberian Taiga. Stalin had the idea to smelt them together to make a strong aloy capable of deflecting German shells. They combined the light aloy with the idea of sloped armor to make almost invincible tanks. The Germans however found Uranium within German occupied Poland and made Uranium shells. The Uranium shells rather increased the strength of the Stalinium making it stronger. The Soviets then added Uranium to the manufacturing process in order to make it stronger.

“Stalinium is a strong yet light aloy.”

Stalinium by Legally Skilled December 3, 2020

Stalinist 

Someone who upholds the USSR under Stalin's leadership as an appropriate and desirable model for society today. Those who believe in Stalin generally don't identify themselves as Stalinist, they instead call themselves Marxist-Leninist, but they believe Stalin accurately applied the teachings of Marx and Lenin. Modern Stalinist are recognized for their rejection of, what they label as, bourgeoise propaganda, against Stalin, and their constant conflict with other Stalinist over who is truly following his line.

Steve: Yo, Amy seems cool and all, but when she's looking me in the eyes I get a creeping feeling she's plotting something.

Me: She's a Stalinist, bro. She IS up to something. Look out!

Stalinist by ItChOgUrlTaSha March 5, 2012

stalinist purge 

A complete and utter eradication of undesirable contents

I just finished a stalinist purge of my facebook friends and exiled the shitty ones to myspace.

stalinist purge by clusterphobic September 11, 2011

Stallinium 

Stallinium is a very powerful substance that all of the people born in Soviet Russia have since birth.It fuels Soviet citizens with fanatic nationalism and a extraordinary amount of strength and adrenaline.However,it can also be very very deadly.If any foreigner such as a german tries to drink,inject,or use any other method o getting the substance in his or her body, it can result in very devastating affect.This includes the victims brain slowly frying away for an hour with incredible and excruciating pain until he or she dies.Another is by cutting the patents body with a knife carving out portraits of the soviet leaders,most notably Stalin.In fact there is nor cure for it.
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Doctor:I'm sorry to have to say this.....
Mother:*whimpering/sobbing*WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM! PLEASE TELL ME!!!*crying intensifies*
Dad:Please, we need to know PLEASE!!!
Doctor:I'm afraid your son has a severe case of............Stallinium
*family starts crying and intinsifying their sorrow*

Stallinium by pudo433 July 25, 2016

Stalinity 

A non-scientific measure of the level of staleness of a food item. Usually used when referring to stale candies such as sour keys and wine gums.

The test is comprised of wiggling (or squeezing if it is too small to be effectively wiggled) the item between the thumb and the forefinger and observing its stiffness relative to it's stiffness in its fresh state. The greater the deviation in this comparison, the greater it's degree of stalinity.

These candies are always best stale. Leave the bag of them open for the night and check their stalinity in the morning. If they are good and stale we will eat them then!

Stalinity by Jerkson October 1, 2010

stalinites 

Modern foot soldiers of Marxist ideologies that burn, pillage, loot and attack everything that offends their world view

We should avoid that crowd of stalinites that is burning down that statue.

stalinites by Ofashea October 6, 2020